I Hate Elephants.

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Micheal was typing away on his keyboard. He was on this messaging platform in a group chat with his friends, and they were calling him a furry just because he absolutely loved this video game character "Ralsei"

He didn't particularly dislike furries, but, he WAS NOT A FURRY.

JuulMaster: Micheal when we were playing pictionary and you had to draw the word furry you just pointed an arrow to yourself...

Micheals fingers were typing as soon as he read that, ready to defend his pride and honor.

FluffyGoat: That was clearly a joke because you guys call me a furry, come on that can't be evidence you idiots

FluffyGoat: *Picture Of T-Posing Treecko*

Feronia: Ew, furry

FluffyGoat: That has no fur, Idiot

Feronia: Does a horse have fur?

FluffyGoat: yes

Feronia: People still dress up as hors- It doesn't you idiot

FluffyGoat: well what does it have then, you shoe

Feronia: Hair, you moldy piece of bread

FluffyGoat: its called fur, You shape, Its called fur

Micheal typed away, eager to defend himself at all costs. He pulled up definitions, expert opinions ect, all to prove he was not a furry.

Afterwards, they started arguing on whether water was wet or not. Micheal, and his Friend, Androot and Deportla backed him up in the clearly correct statement that water was not yet.

On the other side, Tom, Tyrone, and Steven argued that water was wet.

Because the second side could hardly provide evidence that water was wet, a neutral party, Natalie, decided that the first side won.

All was fun in games until someone posted a picture of a T-Posing elephant.

FluffyGoat: lmao i would eat that

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

An exceptionally loud noise was heard from outside Micheals house, it sounded like an elephant roar. He didn't take it to heart, and posted in the chat.

FluffyGoat: AHAHAH I just legit heard an elephant sound outside my house.

GalacticThanos: What are you going to do with it

FluffyGoat: brb getting the nukes hidden in my basement ima nuke it

CRASH! RUMBLE!!! The loud sounds of walls being torn apart and crashing town were heard.

Micheal was shocked and involuntarily exclaimed some curses! He was scared, he thought someone was blowing his house up!

He quickly got up from his chair and ran out his room. Taking a turn, he came face to face with an elephant on two legs! It was T-Posing, looking down on him. Micheal was frozen in place from fear, staring at this elephant. The elephant slid across the floor. t-posing towards him. Micheal slowly backed up, unable to run away from fear.

CRASH! RUMBLE!

From his left side, came another loud crash! He looked left from shock, and there was actually ANOTHER elephant T-Posing on him.

They backed him up into a corner, and, as Micheal fearfully stared on, a sort of white mist gathered around the elephants heads, and into their eyes.

Then, they actually shot LASER BEAMS towards Micheal. He did not know it, but these were actually IQ Beams.

Micheal let out a short, "aH!", and tried dodging to the side, but was hit in the arm by a beam. He fearfully watched on as his body actually started to disintegrate, just like when thanos snapped the Infinity Gauntlet!

"Damn....." As Micheals consciousness slipped away, Micheal thought of one of the things he liked most, Ralsei. He thought, "Damn, If this is what I think of before death, maybe I really was a furry...."

.....

Slowly roused back into consciousness, Micheal lay there, confused. What.... what had happened to him?

He took some time to organize his thoughts, and started laughing.

"AAHAHAHAHA! What a realistic dream!

He stopped. With shock, he realized his voice was no longer his. Instead, what he heard was the sound of an adorable little boy. The sound was so cute that even he could barely handle it. It sounded so gentle and full with care.

...

He tried his voice out.

"A A A A A A A A A A A "

"E E E E E E E E E E E E E E"

"Colors weave into...."

Yep, that was him. His voice was definitely different. He raised his hand up, and looked at it. Only now did he notice that his eyesight was suddenly countless times better. When before the edges of his hands would be blurry, every tiny hair was now clearly defined and visible to him. Every hair.... speaking of hair, his hand was covered in black fur.

"What the hell...." He tried thinking out loud, but rejected that notion right afterwards. The comparison between his voice and what he was saying was too big for him to accept.

He then noticed that the shape of his hands were also rather.... odd. Rather, animal like.

His palms were much bigger... no.. his fingers shorter? His hands..? Were still usable, just...

He had an expectation. He did not want it, but he had it anyways. He turned his "hands" around.

"GOD DAMN IT I KNEW IT THESE AREN'T HANDS THESE ARE PAWS AHHHHH!!!!!"