The start

"Hello, loser," R.O.B. Said smirking but frowned at not receiving the satisfied reaction from the mortal.

The said mortal only gave him a blank look in response. "Hi" He replied his tone was bland.

"I'm not getting a reaction out of you when I say the word Loser," The God said.

"Well spotted" The mortal replied once again with a blank face and spoke in the same bland tone as before.

"How about alien!" the god smirked, "you look like an alien with that ugly ass face of you-"

The young boy suddenly tuned him out.

He glanced around him with disinterest before glancing back at the rude deity who was still talking about him.

"...look like a dissected fro..."

"So, can I go back home now?" The mortal asked interrupting him.

The god frowned at his lack of reaction. before he smiled "your an interesting mortal how come you don't react."

"I'm used to it"

The god frowned.

"So if we're done here can I go home now?" He asked.

"No."

"Why is that?"

"Your dead"

"Oh" The mortal paused before shrugging "ok then, so do I go to hell or heaven."

"hell"

"Ok"

Once again the God was surprised by his lack of reaction.

"Just ok?"

"Yup"

"No screaming in anguish? No cursing me out, or begging me for another fate?"

"Nope"

"...You're a strange mortal"

"I know"

"..."

"..."

The God suddenly Burst out laughing.

"Ha! I knew I chose the right person for this experiment."

He looked at the mortal with a certain gleam in his eyes.

"How about it mortal? Care to take part in a certain experiment?"

"Sorry, not into guys" The mortal deadpanned.

"No, that's not what I meant" the god frowned "How would you like to be a self-insert"

The Mortal frowned "A self- insert?"

"That's the only way I could describe it." God nodded.

The mortal sighed. "I dunno"

"Oh come on! I'll even give you an inventory!"

"and how about... Immortality creation magic and Saitamas strength?" The mortal suggested.

The god smiled "good I'll also make it so your wives will be immortal as well."

"...I...dont see that happening" The mortal muttered. "About the wives thing."

The god chuckled before he snapped his fingers my world went dark.

when I woke up I was in some type of hospital when memories and knowledge formed in my head yes there was pain in my head. but it would have gone away anyway so I didn't care much.

According to the memories I was an orphaned Naruto I never actually watched naruto his voice was so loud I did read the fanfiction though so I guess this is...Ah man, did I just take his body? that's so uncool.

"Naruto" took a deep breath and sat up. He then saw something out of the corner of his eye.

it was a note.

Huh.

I picked it up and read.

Dear Nick, or should I say Naruto. You have not taken the body but rather reincarnated your memories formed a couple of years after birth.

Now, for your wishes you are immortal. I also give you the knowledge of creation magic.

But Saitama strength, You're going to have to work for it. One hundred push-ups sit-ups 10 kilometer runs every single day. for 3 years. I also give you the ability and knowledge to travel worlds I wish you, lucky mortal.

With that, the letter burst into sparks before evaporating in the air.

Naruto stared at the place where the letter was destroyed before he smiled 'this will prove to be a lot more entertaining than my previous life.'