1 Chapter 1:I'm Blackbeard?!?!?

(Please give me suggestions to improve the story. I am a new author after all.)

A young man is walking down the road nonchalantly. Suddenly, a truck came in screeching, and rushed at the young man. Fortunately, it hit another person.

(You thought I was going to do the classic Truck-Kun cliche, right?)

"Holy mother of god..." the young man whispered. After he crossed the street, he sighed in relief because of his luck. Unfortunately, he wasn't even looking where he was going, and then, at that moment, he stepped on a banana peel, and slipped.

After that, the young man found himself in a black void. (Click!) Suddenly, the black void turned white. "Arghhh! My eyes!" The young man screamed like his feet were on fire, and covered in ants, and smothered in garbage. After the young man was finished screaming, he began to look around. "The hell am I?"

"I think you mean heaven."

The young man turned around.

"The hell? Morgan Freeman?!?"

"I am he." the legendary Morgan Freeman stated. "And right now, you're dead."

".... Holy mother of god.... no offense, god. Anywho, God, is my family ok? Are they eating well? Are they-" the young man blurted out.

"Look pal. I know you have questions, but, just save them for later. Your family is fine, they're doing well. They got over your death, and your little brother became a surgeon. Anywho, because of your very hilarious death, I just want to compensate you, with allowing you to choose a fictional world of your choice, and go there." Morgan Freeman said.

"Holy... I could go to Naruto, or a terrible soap opera, or Harry Potter, or anywhere. Holy... But honestly, why the hell would I choose? I'm a terrible chooser, plus, I'm pretty sure that whatever I choose would get me killed."

"Well, I expected that, so, just spin this conveniently placed wheel."

"Huh. That is convenient."

The wheel spun and spun and spun, until it landed on.... One Piece. "Anywho, see ya! By the way, you'll be self-inserted into a important character in One Piece!"

The young man got sucked into a hole in the ground, and got sent off to Morgan Freeman knows where.

~End~