1 Truck-kun, Peerless Beauty
"*Yawn, mmmm, FUCK ITS 7:45 I GOTTA GO!" Adrian screamed as he got up, he ran to his closet and put on his clothes, as he neared the exit of his home a voice suddenly sounded.
"Adrian your forgot to take your lunch" His mom said.
Adrian was too busy to hear her, he FBI'd the door open and jumped on his bike. A couple minutes later he was almost at his school when his chain breaks and he almost goes head first into a window.
*SCREECH "Weeeeee" Adrian said as he flew off his bike.
"Ouch, wtf this is a new bike!"Adrian got up wailing wanting to get to school and stay there forever, he thought about his mom and shivered. He picked up his bike rushing to school, *RING GET TO SCHOOL BITCH. Adrian heard the school bell talking to him he wondered if this was from the fall or was it because of that white powder he ate at school yesterday. He decided that he will figure it out later and keeps running to school.
"... and that's why 2+2= fish any questions?"
Adrian bursts through the door,"Sorry Ms. White I'm late"
'Please marry me' thought all the girls in the class wait nevermind everyone in the class.
[Haha now that I think about it I never said how he looks like well here I go, Adrian had puffy, soft, smooth, long black hair, he was 6'5 with a slim but muscular body, his skin was silky, smooth toned white, and he had bright blue eyes. BAM fuck im ugly]
Adrian gotta, see me after class from Ms. White, he sat down and his mind started wandering.
*WING WING WI- RING RING RING
The school bell rang and everyone went to break,"Ahhh" Adrain stretched when he got outside,"Such a great da-, WTF IS THAT" Adrian looks up to a big shadow,"TRUCK-KUN IS HERE BITCH!"
*BAM truck-kun slammed down like last night. (I'm lieing that'll never happen to me)
"Wha- What happened?!" Adrian looked around a white room that seemingly never ends.
[Welcome host(Host: Someone who's probably gonna have a harem if not they'll be a virgin forever) You have been selected by the Supreme one to rise up and reach the heavens(You have been fucked in the ass by a God and now you either take this leech or die)
"Wha- Why me?"
[Host has a special soul and was chosen by the System( The 'Supreme one' through a truck down to your planet and you were hit)
"What, that explains why I'm so han-"
[Host is now being reincarnated]
"Oh alright"
*Boom do something with your mind I'm lazy
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*SLAP
"Waaaa" Adrian finds himself getting slapped in the ass. 'mmm what happened, oh right' he opens his eyes and looks around
"Wow she's beautiful just like you honey"
'mmm she, wait' Adrian looks down.
'NOOOO MY MANLY HOOD, I WAS ALMOST 7 FEET'(hehe)
And from there Adrian starts his journey, kinda.(Fuck never mind its only 500 words rn gotta continue this chap)
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*Yawn
Adrian wakes up 1 month later from his birth well her, anyway all that happened was him getting used too this body.
'Hmmm, now that I think about it I haven't heard the System since I was born'
[Yes Host?]
'AHHH WHAT THE FUCK'
[Sorry Host, (I don't give a shit) I didn't mean to startle you]
'What where have you been?'
[Host hasn't called for me]
'Oh, soooo it's like your a Pokémon?'
[No Host (Yes host)]
'Then what are yo-'
*Insert loud moaning
'Oh, so he couldn't keep it in his pants, its only been a month'
Adrian or Violet looked over and saw a 10735288175372918 foot COOOOOOOOCK
inserting his mom. This bitch you don't have to show off get a room, He thought then continued talking to the System,' Sooo I have a status panel, ahhh why didn't I know this earlier'
[...(Because I wanted you to suffer)]
'Alright, STATUS!'
A blue transparent window appeared in front of him.
STATUS|INVENTORY|STORE(CLOSED)|EXTRA|
'Mmm status'
Name: Violet[Adrian]
Soul age:$!^*@_#:
Bone age: 1 month,1 day
Race:_@%#:@*
Subrace: Human
Subrace:______
Cultivation: Qi gathering, stage 1
Cultivation technique: N/A
Rolaty: N/A
Subordinates:N/A
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'WHAT! HOW AM I ALREADY IN QI GATHERING STAGE AND MY RACE!?'
[Host, Calm down, you need a strong soul and so you went into Qi gathering stage, The reason for your race is because the Supreme one gave you his and his Cultivation Talent before he died]
'What!? Well that makes since but how did he die?'
[Host will be told once he enters immortal realm, also Host is given Supreme one Cultivation technique]
'Hmm, Haha I can start cultivating yes,also why is the store closed and what is in there?'
[The store will be opened once Host reaches human immortal realm, the store has all sorts of things, potions, speed up Cultivation, remove diseases, etc.
Cultivation techniques, Although Host already has one Host can give it to subordinates, or can give it to reincarnations of Host.
Buildings, Host can build any type of building even Ancient dragon nests.
Pets, just like a dog you can have a docile dragon, just don't be a bard from d&d.
Techniques, like martial arts, magic and etc.
And anything else can be found, there are infinite things in the store.]
'Wow, wait anything does that mean I can gain my manliness back'
[Not necessarily, if you want to do that you have to get to the peak of cultivation and do what the Supreme one couldn't do, but you can have sub bodies that can have part of your soul in which you can control then at the same time, you can make them any race or whatever even dragons]
'Oh fuck, what couldn't the Supreme one do?'
[The Supreme one could not break through before their death]
'WHAT IF HE COULDN'T WHY WOULD I'
[The Host has System and more talent than the Supreme one as he sacrificed his subordinates to so in which you have 3× his cultivation talent]
'Wha-, mmm whatever I have other stuff to do'
A YEAR later he was walking, in that year he didn't do anything at all well he spoke his first word which was "MOTHERFUCKER" though his parents didn't understand as they had no cuss words, after that he said mom then dad, and today he was speaking full sentences, although this was impressive it wasn't much as smarts weren't amazing without talent, oh and I forgot to mention his family is of Duke royalty although their kingdom was only mid tier power. The system told him cultivating at such a young age would probably get him killed, so he decided to start cultivating at 5 which was 1 year before average.
He started crawling his way to the cookie jar when he started flying. 'Weeee I knew I was special' He thought.
"What is this little one doing"
(AHHH FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THIS)
