40 Lara's diary n°2 - Personal homework
Personal homework distributed to class B2. (Attention, to be returned tomorrow.)
In a few lines, that will follow your personal reflection on the proposed topic, please choose the word (adjective, verb, etc.) which, in your opinion, best characterizes adults as you perceive them. (Please develop and argue your remarks so that the corrector can better grasp the thread of your thought.)
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Why adults are idiots.
Homework by Lara Eve Prescott with the kind cooperation of Mister who stinks.
When you're a kid, adults think that if they bend their tall body in half and take a silly voice, since you have a small head, you'll be happy and you will laugh stupidly, but that's not true at all.
First of all, when they take a little voice, it's not because the child opens his eyes wide that he is interested in what they say, no, no, not at all. It's very rare that an adult has something interesting to say (except my Lovely Mommy) but mostly, it's just that if children sometimes hesitate on what attitude to adopt, it's just that they find these people completely ridiculous. By the way, special mention for the old grannies who are all wrinkled but still play babies in front of us. Huhuhu, my granny at me has skin as wrinkled as my sheets when I get up in the morning and the other one, um..., I don't know her.
Since the one who will correct my homework is my teacher and considering the fact that he is an adult, to illustrate my words surrounding the word Idiot that I chose to link to adult, I opted for a small example very easy to understand.
Why my Teacher is an Idiot: My teacher is one of those adults who plays the smart man, yet when he recites a lesson to us, he is so Idiot that he is unable to do it without opening his textbook.
Just the other day, when I unintentionally spilled my paint on my desk, he made big eyes at me and then lectured me for at least twenty minutes. He tells us every day how to behave and what not to say, but at lunch time, as soon as he joins one of the Madam Canteen, he laughs stupidly and he pinches her little buttocks.
When I told my Mommy, she told me to be careful, that he is an unreliable Idiot and that if he attacks my little buttocks, I should quickly call for help.
Generally speaking, adults think that their great size is enough for them to assert that they are always right and yet they are the first to contradict the moral they give to children. If that's not idiot behavior, so, I'm a teddy bear, huhu.
Based on the very many examples I see every day at school, I believe I can conclude my homework, without fear of going off-topic, by saying that the older a man or woman gets, the more he or she becomes a Idiot.
Lara Eve Prescott
Mister who stinks
