1 Sadness XD

Benjamin Bored was your average American weeb. He liked anime, made memes, and also wished he could be reincarnated constantly. So you can imagine his excitement when he was told he could have an all expense paid trip to Japan on a first class jet. How did he learn of this if he didn't have a job? An undisclosed package of course! Complete with a secret potion that he took immediately after hearing the effects.

Regardless of the source being sketchy, it was legit, and thus he booked the trip no problem.

Ben always had a weird notion that if he were to die he'd die in an airplane. Not that it was really that weird of a phobia, but it still could be considered to be so, as it prohibited him from ever boarding a plane in good conscious.

However, despite his fears of airplanes, he went against that fear just once. In the name of the hot anime women, he boarded the plane to Japan from Los Angeles, his home city.

"All passengers aboard American Airlines flight 208, Los Angeles, California to Tokyo, Japan. Please fasten your seatbelt for takeoff, and on the side please watch the safety video should we ever have an emergency aboard. Thank you for your cooperation."

Benjamin, too excited for the anime waifu's to sleep the night prior, made the bold decision to sleep through the emergency procedures, much to the chagrin of the flight attendant, who could barely think through his snoring.

The whirr of the engines starting was the last thing Benjamin heard before falling asleep until three hours later.

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Three hours later, poor old Benjamin Bored was rudely slapped awake, the barrel of an assault rifle pointed with the muzzle straight onto his nose.

"Hehe if you all don't take this plane and land it this minute, I'll shoot!" said the man, who Benjamin now knew was holding the gun, "Don't try any funny business."

The man was clearly Russian, his accent sounding like he knew how to fight bears with his bare hands, and probably drank vodka like water...

The man spoke into a walkie talkie strapped to his military vest, which was splattered with the blood of the now deceased police, who were supposed to keep order on the plane.

"Ae23 I have secured position, codename Iv3n reporting in over."

As Ben sat in stupefaction of the reality he was facing, he pissed his pants...

"Aww damn! You just pissed didn't you!" Iven cried out in shock, "Aw I want a new hostage."

'BANG'

The last thing poor Ben saw was his brains splattered over the floor of the first class cabin of the airplane...

His last thoughts?

'Damn, I wanna see them anime wamen!