1 A new life

"So can I hold him? Let me see how he looks. Let me give him a hug." An unknown man says.

"Like hell you will." A woman says as she has just finished assisting a women give birth.

"Even though you are his father, his mother must be the one to hold him first besides me." She said with a glaring look, "look at your wife, even though she just gave birth for the first time she isn't panicking like you—"

As she says that she gets cut off by the loudest thunder strike she has ever heard.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Thunder strikes repeatedly zoom through the sky as illusionary dragon's and phoenix's move through the sky, as to congratulate and show off good will to an existence beyond them.

As the baby opens it's eyes everything disperses in a rush as if they're implying "We don't mean to bother you."

"Yo, what the fuck is this?" The baby thinks and realizes he can't speak. "Man fuck this shit, don't tell me I got reincarnated like in one of those novels? If this is true then I'm set, I'm finna be the strongest which is usually how it goes right? Got hit by a bus, check, get reborn as a baby, check, seems there was some shit going down before I was born which must be something occurring because of me, check. Yup, I'm pretty much set."

As he's thinking all this his parents, mostly his dad get super hyped, "Oh my god, my son is a prodigy!This only happens when a prodigy is born!"

And as he says that 10 figures appear floating in the sky, "I hope you'll all give me face and let me keep the boy." Says an old women to the other 9 people acting like the parents didn't exist or have a say in this.

Although the figures were outside the parents and everyone in the room still knew they were talking about the newborn with them.

While the figures were discussing who will take the baby the people in the room start panicking.

"Master, what'll we do?" Says one of the maids

"Honey, we must not let them take our first child! Please do something!" Says the wife with fear and tears running down her face knowing although the family she is in is very influential and strong it is nothing compared to those cultivators.

As the baby is hearing what that women said although a normal baby would have been injured with the loud voice the cultivators was able to alternate her voice and control if she wanted to injure someone.

The baby is thinking "I haven't even got a name yet and people want to take me from my parents?! Although I don't have any emotional attachment to them they got me fucked up!"

He starts floating and the dragons and phoenixes from previously come back and run through his body as in to say "I'll help you, please pick me!"

As the parents are witnessing this they are left appalled and don't know what to do.

The baby says in his mind, "Nah fuck that, all ya bitches got me fucked up! On my mama y'all got me fucked up!"

Although the baby said that in his mind, everyone was able to hear it in a 10 miles radius. Doesn't matter if it was directed to them or not.

The baby points his hand at the old lady who wanted to take him away, and immediately thunder and lighting descend onto her. Although she was able to block it she still got heavily injured.

"Hmph, don't think I am to weak to kill you, I can easily can but I don't want to destroy the balance between you ten weak beings." They baby thinks and everyone hears, "Now, LEAVE!"

The ten beings knowing they're not a match for the baby leave as fast as they can to not offend him any further.

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