1 Weebs have feelings too

"Man, how long is she gonna take?" This is asked by one of my best friends Ditz, yeah that's actually his name. He is a tall skinny blond guy with amber brown eyes who like me is seventeen, he is wearing a jacket with a symbol from an anime. I unlike him am an average build guy with black hair that naturally has streaks of white and a solid blue highlight on the right side of my face and my eye color for some reason was a sterling silver. We were waiting on the third member of our three musketeers, a girl named Kari. Kari is my childhood best friend who is almost always late for no reason. She has brown hair with blue highlights and emerald green eyes.

"Dude shut up you know she is always late so hold up already," I told him, I'm wearing my regular black hoodie with fur inside along with a shirt that says I don't flipping care with a person doing a backflip. "Anyway she'll probably be here soon remember she is usually late by at most 45 minutes."

"Then why did we come so early?! I could be watching anime dude," Ditz yelled.

"Calm down I called her and told her to get here 45 minutes ago," I calmly responded. "Plus why are you mad we only been waiting for 5 minutes. If anything the only one who should be mad is Kari if on the off chance she was early and that is almost impossi-"

"Hey guys!," Kari shouts out from across the street. She was wearing a black skirt, white stockings, and a navy blue blouse. "Sorry I'm late have you been waiting long?"

"Don't cross the street Kari or Ziv will get hit by Truck-kun," Ditz warns her.

"Wait wha?," said Kari.

"Hey why is it me that gets hit by a truck?!," I exclaim in surprise.

"Cause your in loovvvvvve with Kari," Ditz says to me.

"What was that Ditz?," Kari asked not hearing what Ditz said.

"Dude no I'm not you frogadiering idiot," I yell at him. "Plus don't call trucks Truck-kun you weeb freak !"

"That cuts deep man," Ditz said while fake crying. "Weebs have feelings too."

"No they don't," I responded. "Weebs naturally lose their feelings with each anime they watch and they can never get them back."

"Dang what's up with the thing?," Ditz asked changing the subject.

"What thing?," I responded.

"The crosswalk light, it still hasn't changed yet," Ditz said.

"Huh weird," I said, then I turned and yelled to Kari. "Go ahead and cross Kari it should be safe."

"Don't listen to him," Ditz exclaimed. "He probably wants to go to another world."

"Guys I'm going to cross," Kari told us.

Kari then started to walk to us however a truck started speeding down the road just before she got completely across the street.

"Damn it she's not gonna make it in time," I told Ditz.

"Then go young protagonist," Ditz said in a sage voice. "Go and get sent to another world but before you go do you have any final request?"

"Yeah stop being a dumb-arse," I told him playing along. "But seriously if I die reset my hard drive."

I then run to push Kari out of the way and get hit by the truck myself. My last thought was 'Fuck it all to damn bloody freakin' hell that really was Truck-kun.' Then everything goes blank.