11 Day 43-44

Day 43- I awoke tightly bound by my new reptilian lover who is surprisingly comfortable. Her fur which is not normal for a snake was softer than anything I had felt before in my past life which included artic wolf fur. I decided to sleep in a little more until she began shivering so I got up. She was stretching just to be clear.

After that I joined her in a warm bath because she has cold blood. Monster musume lessons are carrying through along with the inter species reviewers hahaha. So after bathing and a quick workout I hid her farewell to return to the cave. She said she would come visit soon and mentioned her expert tracking skills and how she could find her mate anywhere....ANYWHERE!

As soon as I arrived I noticed the stale atmosphere coming from the humans and mi so I went towards my girls to assess the situation. Was it a female uprising or did Rou fuck it up? It was the latter according to Sei and sato. I informed them about zest and my battles against the lizard man which excites them so they asked me numerous questions about their culture. They wanted to meet zest so I told them she would be visiting soon.

I emphasised that they could be allies down the line but I'm playing the field for now to which they agreed was a wise decision. I walked towards Rou who looked lost "sup Rou" "oh, hey jin. Did you have a good hunt last night?" "Yup found lizardmen and met a lamia which was cool. I take it you did pretty well yourself heh" "what do you mean?" "Dickhead your covered in hickeys and your soaked in pheromones and they ain't a human or goblin. Probably why all the girls are pissed at you, see ya later". As I walked away he let the realisation set in before taking off to the alchemist to ask for advice.

If your going to start a harem let them know who the members are. After all in many series the horny beta MC will have girls from opposing sides in his harem which could lead to a lot of conflict. Best let them sort it out before romance kicks in. Another rule is that if women are gathering around you, don't Start a random hookup because they may all kill you.

I read an infinite stratos fic about something along those lines happening which ended bad for ichika but good for the fics mc. Back to the drama in the cave, a lot of bloodlust is leaking from the alchemists room. Time to use those stealth skills, activate eagle vision {eagle vision gained} i was kidding but thank you goddess.

Oh....oh my~ Rou is getting freaky in a silk room with all the girls. Tentacle play? Jesus they're kinky. I saw hobue move Kichi away from the cocoon and decided to follow suit. What I didn't think about was the hand grasping my shoulder. I turned to see several horny hobgoblins who wanted some as well. Sigh.... guess it can't be helped I thought while having a smile on my face.

Day 44- my eyes snapped open and my battle list flared a little. I smelled a pompous prick approaching. "Girls gear up... things may get messy". They didn't understand why I was so serious until Kichi came to wake us.

I followed old ji and Rou outside to find two beautiful elves and some blonde prick. I could sense more in the trees with arrows nocked onto us. Heh idiots~ "Who do you think you are to keep me waiting!?! Would not immediately coming out to receive me be the civil thing to do, you savages" oh looks like we got a big one. Rou started to loose his cool while I struggled to keep the grin from forming on my face.

He spoke about inviting us to his cause and offering us 'food stuffs' which looked like those rancid rice crackers that I despised in my last life. He then tried to imply about offering his two female compatriots who are named "Arue and Kirue". Two blonde bombshells who like to keep their eyes closed and keep quiet. "Dibs" I whisper to Rou which made him look at me from the corner of his eye. "You already have problems keeping your girls happy, you want pile on more?" He let out a quiet grunt showing that these two could become my girls if things swing that way.

Yamamoto I mean old Ji began reciting some of what he knew about elves. His memories improved since his evolution, has he bulked up a little?

"This is an easy choice goblin! I'm sure you'll happily agr" "DAGA KOTOWARU!!! I don't know anything about your situation, plus rice crackers suck ass" "here here" I chant.

The elf didn't like that "HOW DARE A LOWLY OGRE DENY ME, DIE!!!!" He squealed so me and Rou let out our intimidation and blood lust. Shame I don't have conquerors haki yet but I imagine this has the same effect {conquerors haki accquired. Warning skill downgraded due to difference in universe} oh? The skill let's me project my will but it won't be as over the top as in one piece..... yet. Later in the story parrabellum can do some crazy stuff so I imagine I can use the real one.

The elf meanwhile has shit himself and fell on backside causing it to spread out his trousers. The two elf girls I didn't target so they only shivered under Rou's pressure. He also lightened up on them considering their position about possibly being forced into this. I tried experimenting with my conquerors haki on them making them snap towards me and looking at me like I'm the rich boss of a company rocking up to the front entrance in an Porsche. Mission success in establishing myself in their minds.

Arrows began to fly towards us, I used the mana force to deflect mine with a wave of my finger which made me look like a badass while Rou... ate it. "SHOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO HARM MY PEOPLE AFTER TODAY I WILL DEVOUR ALL YOUR MEN". The chicken shits took off running frothing at the mouth a little.

I turned towards Rou and stepped away from him a little "devour their men huh?" He grew a tick mark "Shut up Jin! Not like that!" "But you would eat that part though" "your pissing me off" "you know who else is getting pissed of" "who?" MY MOM!) "her" I pointed to Mi who was possibly about to explode in rage.

"First some plant bitch, then the human before me..... and now some male....Elves!!!" She howled before dragging him away by the ear. Old Ji said behind me "ah young love" "what would you know about that, you had to use girls who were barely alive never mind a loving partner" {critical hit! Roast skill accquired}. Old Ji might need a senzu bean, I wonder do they have them here.

Well I can't wait till the elves come back, I'm gonna go talk to the girls about it. I think Rin has a thing for bossing the 'lower women' around. Doesn't really work against the other girls because they can crush her..... well sui maybe bit she's a cupcake. Can't wait till they evolve!