9 Visiting the Naruto Universe
Beta: None (expect terrible writing quality)
We appeared right in Konohagakure. I inspected the wonderfully made Hokage Mountain and still wonder why did I expect it was bigger. I guess imagination isn't always what you would expect.
I then used my [Illusion Spear] to make a realistic illusion aura unlike [Kyokai Suigetsu] and began doing JoJo poses and doing torture dance in front of the Hokage building. I switched from DIO wryyyyy pose to popular dance moves like Gangnam style and moonwalking using magic to stick onto walls and moonwalking my whole way to the top of Hokage Building.
"ANBU! Seize him and throw him into the T&I for questioning, even though his dance moves are great." The Third Hokage stroke his beard pondering on how to copy them
"Yes, Lord Hokage!" the ANBU black ops began to catch me, but I began using the Kung-Fu skills I learned in JoJo Earth.
"Hello there!" I began taunting them by making illusion clones of the Anbu kissing the feet of the Hokage, They just ignored it and began to try and knock me out, but it was a wild "Goose." chase (heh), for I was already behind the Hokage and using my version of the Harem Jutsu to knock him out
The Harem Jutsu that I have made uses the Enemys desire and uses it to create an illusion world where he sees the people they lust after or desire to see them.
I then went to the Hokage Office searching for the Scroll of Seals, and ROOT showed up right as I found it and began to use Jutsu.
"[Fire Style: Fire Breath Jutsu]!" they tried burning the scroll, so I don't get to keep it and scald me too. I just dodged it and used my [Water Spear} to douse the fire out and began to combo it with my [Lightning Spear] as I learned in history class you don't mix electricity and water and touch it without being an idiot, so they got shocked and began to spasm.
More ROOT began to follow me as I escape the building going to my new designated location.
"Hey, Kid wanna become Hokage? Just go and stop these Foreign Ninja, Ok?" I asked Naruto who I ran into while escaping the ROOT Ninja
"Hey! Stop! I will become Hokage after defeating you guys! Believe It!" and there is my target running towards the ROOT. Such a dumb person with that amount of power, the power of friendship and plot armour is almighty after all.
"Stop Naruto. The Bad Guy is that guy!" The third Hokage shows up and points towards me
"Well, I guess Plan A failed. You didn't die of satisfaction, and I guess I might as well take the kid!" I then used my [Illusion Spear] to create an illusion world where they can't use their five senses, and I kidnapped Naruto and began using [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Requiem] to transport us to the wilderness.
(*Wilderness*)
Our surroundings became a bountiful forest with a lake nearby, and there was a cabin nearby, so I decided that's where I will extract the Kyuubi from naruto.
"Let us now commence the extraction process," I said, scaring the shit out of Naruto.
"No! I don't want to get extracted(turn into a marketable plushie)! Whatever that means." Naruto screamed out while also asking for help. Just for the kicks, I decided to troll him. I then made an Illusion with the Third Hokage watching us while stroking his beard.
"Jiji, help. I don't want to become Hokage anymore. Please stop!"
"No, Naruto, this is for your own good. You killed my wife, you damn KYUUBI!" Illusion Hiruzen got mad while walking towards Naruto as he tried to scare him even more.
I then followed that up with a stab into the seal with my [True Lance], trying to absorb the Kyuubi's consciousness and replace it with a blank mind and store the new blank Kyuubi into the [True Lance] as a makeshift seal to contain the chakra
I then appeared in the sewer mindscape that Naruto has and then walked around searching for something.
I then found the seal and decided to rip it off. The gate opened, but then Minato came and tried to stop me, but I just stabbed him to death and removed his chakra/clone Jutsu from the mindscape.
I then woke up the Kyuubi, who was peacefully sleeping.
"Oho! A human dares to remove the seal from that boy's body. I guess you want to die, then." The Kyuubi laughed as I stabbed him with my spear
"A puny mortal weapon cannot harm the great me!" The Kyuubi laughed even further, but as I used absorption, the laugh turned quickly into fear.
"What!!! I am the supreme Kyuubi, and I will never die!" the Kyuubi shouted out his final words.
I then replaced his consciousness with a [Urahara Grade Mod Souls Character Creator Edition]
"Vroooooom vrooooooom weeeeeeeeeeeeeh"The new Kyuubi played with his ears and began to run around with the body, I guess I should have made a blank mind that blank, Well that's what I get for using [Urahara Grade Mod Souls Character Creator Edition] that I got from the Gacha.
I then went back to the Hub ID.
(*Hub ID*)
I thought about absorbing the Kyuubi into myself, or the spear that I stole 2 chapters ago but then decided to make a Kyuubi Gear with Ddraig's own powers, God's Sacred Gear, and the Kyuubi's power mixed with limiters.
So I Honkus decided to [Spin The Gacha] if I should use it for myself or give it to some random person, preferably an Otaku like myself.
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
(*Earth*)
I guess I should not have bet that I would get a black key from the [Gacha].
Well, it is time to spin another one
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
C'mon
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
Why?
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
The.
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
Hell.
[Consumed Points]
[Spinning the Gacha...]
Do I keep getting good stuff now??? I should have bet on getting good items instead of betting on another black key or an item with the same worth.
It truly is fate that I have to choose a Weeaboo instead of a cultured man such as myself.
Now I just need to find a Truck and help him "Isekai.", and I just decided to transform my [True Lance] into a truck because fuck the rules of The Shield Hero universe
*POV Weeaboo*
Ughhh, I now have to work part-time. I just wanted to leech off my parents for a while as soon as my Youtube gig gets going and my music albums start selling. Why did I decide to argue anyway? It was just F*te/G* and thousands of dollars "Wasted" on a silly game.
"Wait for a second. Today is Sunday. Why am I outside walking again?"
Yeah, why am I outside again, Brain?
'Dunno dumbfuck, you said you are finding something in Akihabara,' My Delusion Replies.
"AHHHHHHH!!" I screamed out, scaring the pedestrians away and making them look at me weirdly.
Something actually replied, Should I go to the doctor for some medication.
"Damn, I should have mentally screamed out instead," I said while trying to run away and go home for now.
I was running down the road and then went to the train station. I used my train pass to travel back to nearby my neighbourhood, and I walked down the street tired and sweaty.
(*Home*)
"So you came back. After all, you can't find a job or an apartment without my help," My mother, a CEO of a surprisingly rich company, laughed at me.
"Yes, Yes, Yes, I need some help with going to the doctor," I asked her for help.
"Okay, only because this is for your health and not some girl games you play," My mother replied, worried that I am sick and taking this chance for also me to go to a psychiatrist.
I decided to go back to my room and sleep while my mother makes an appointment for tomorrow. I also cleaned up my room, and then I heard of blaring noise behind me near the window. I went to take a look and then.
*Sfx crashing* *Sfx crashing* *Sfx crashing*
(*Back to Honkus*)
Well, that fixed it. I now just have to grab his soul, make an empty ID, and use Illusions to make me look Alcides from Fate.
"Hello and Welcome to [The Reincarnation Room], where the [Reincarnation Wheels] can fulfil all your life's desires if you are lucky enough," I said while explaining a bit to the Weeaboo in front of me
"Who the fuck are you, and where the hell is this place." Weeaboo-san freaked out and asked rapidly.
"I just told you, do I need to repeat myself Test Subject no. 69," I asked Test Subject no. 69, and yes, that is his new name for now.
"Motherfucker, So I am a test subject. At least there's gonna be benefits for me?" Test Subject no. 69 just ignored what I said earlier
"So let's spin the goddamn wheel" Test Subject no. 69 impatiently asked while actually remembering what I said earlier.
"Well, do you want to use the [Wheel of the Worlds] or the [Wheel of Power] first?" I asked Test Subject no. 69
"The [Wheel of Power] first, of course." Test Subject no. 69 replied while getting excited about getting powers
"Well, let's spin... the... WHEEL... OF... POWER!" I dramatically said while spawning a wheel like a Gmod player in front of him and spun the [Wheel of Power]
[The Tori Tori no Mi, Model: Duck... The Tori Tori no Mi, Model: Goose..... Kyuubi+Boosted Gear Combination Prize]
[Kyuubi+Boosted Gear Combination Prize] ]
"Look at that. You got the [Kyuubi+Boosted Gear Combination Prize]. The chances of getting that are lower than getting 50 SSRs in FGO." I acted like I didn't rig the wheel and surprised he got it
"Wait for a second, how does that work?" Test Subject no. 69 asked me for an explanation
"The Kyuubi is the one in the Boosted Gear but still has the powers of Ddraig Y Goch." I simply explained how it worked
"Ok then I guess let's spin the [Wheel of the Worlds]" Test Subject no. 69 then asked me to spin the other wheel
I simply just went behind the wheel and kicked it a bunch of times until it changed.
"bzzt... bzzt..." The Machine buzzed out and broke down."
"I guess we could draw a lottery instead then", I faced Test Subject no. 69 and said to him.
I spawned a box and used [Kage Bunshins] to write some world names.
"Are you ready to draw?" I asked Test Subject no. 69
"Yes, I am ready to draw", Test Subject no. 69 replied as he gets closer to the box and began to draw
(*Hub World*) {I am now calling the Hub ID world, Hub World}
Oh my, it seems that they have left a note for me. I should read it after I fix all the cracks in space-time.
[Dear Benefactor, I wish I could repay my debts, but I decided to go and try and live a normal life after returning to the "Shield Hero Universe." to find out who reincarnated me there
PS. I am bringing Ais with me to find who killed her parents]
Well, I guess they got too powerful for me to control. Now that I noticed it, the slave seals must have been broken a while ago. I hope they lead happy lives after they're done with the "Shield Hero Universe". Time to find new companions, then.
I used [D4C Requiem] to see the kaleidoscope of the multiverse and chose a random world to find new companions
(*???*)
"Damn, That brat actually got powerful enough even to reincarnate someone. That's my schtick." ??? cries while his harem licks his feet
"I should find someone to become his enemy" ??? eureka and stood up, stepping on his harem members tongue
"Mwster!!"
"Ah, shit here we go again" ??? said
