8 Fooling around

I used my [Stand] [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap] to travel across the multiverse and so I can fuck with people even more. I need to stay in my time dilation ID create for a while and finally meet up with Akame and Ais and checkup their stats and place them outside the ID because I forgot about them, and it's a good thing I saved food enough to last nine thousand years within mine inventory and books.

"Yo Akame and Ais, I see that you have grown stronger within a year of training inside my 1:365 time dilation ID" Yes, readers, the whole DxD part is just in one full day. Even the Cao Cao fight was at night.

I checked their status.

Name: Akame

Race: High-Human

Title: Pinnacle of the World, Reincarnated Person

Level: 3245

ATK: 136 987

MAGIC: 28 132

DEF: 98 356

MAGIC DEF: 85 631

MOVE: 201 851

Name: Ais Wallenstein

Race: Sword Human

Title: Pinnacle of the World, Sword Master, Famed Facsimile, One who became a Sword

Level: 3256

ATK: 198 158

MAGIC: 102 911

DEF: 134 891

MAGIC DEF: 52 478

MOVE: 130 320

I guess that I shouldn't have left them for that long now we're too OP now that I also have True Longinus and all the system points I gained from them farming.

[SYSP: 9999999]

I should draw some later after I talk to them for the first time since I bought them and trained them.

"So Ais and Akame, how do you feel about going back?" I asked both of them if we should go back to the shield hero universe.

"No?!" both of them misunderstood what I said.

"Girls... I mean about going back to your universe." I replied to fix the misunderstanding

"Well, We will be going back there when this fanfic reaches 50 [Chapters]," I said as the [Wall] shakes

"Master, what are [Chapters]?" They both asked me as the [Wall] shakes even more

"Nothing at all." I denied explaining, so the [Wall] stops shaking and making holes

*Wall-Kun*

"MC-Kun, why do you have to do this to me!!" The [Wall] cried as he shook like a maraca

*Back to your regular scheduled program*

"Well, girls, we will go to the modern world first, so you learn how to deal with scenarios," I said as I used [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap] on them to take them with me to a regular Earth

"Woaaaaaah!!!!...." both of them screamed out as the world turns over.

*Regular Earth no. XXXXXXX*

I decided to be my first act in this world is to absorb all the gadgets and vehicles I find into my [True Lance], Yes I am calling it [True Lance]; I am too lazy to remember the full name.

I then went to a Gadget Store and decided to hold a robbery.

"This is a robbery! Men to the left, Women to the right! Oh wait, am I robbing A**le?" I said as I now thought about my actions

"Yes, sir, please don't stab us with that spear that can do damage." a worker says sarcastically.

I then changed my [True Lance] into [Flame Spear] to prove a point. As it happens, people run out while the worker smiles smugly, and as he saw the change with the spear, that smile went awry, and he began to call 911 or whatever the number is, maybe it is 1770something here (insert Lenny's face).

"Hory! Shit! I will never forgive the Japanese!!!" It now occurred to me that I probably found the JoJo universe instead of the regular earth because what I heard and saw was an old Joseph Joestar screaming out those same lines to me and because I somehow look Japanese and robbing him.

"[Hermit Purple]!" He silently shouted, trying to capture me with his vines made out of [Hermit Purple], and I dodged them and absorbed them into my [True Lance] and unlocked

[Stand Spear (Hermit Purple)}

[Allows the user to take photographs and use vines and do shit]

"Aha, you must have been one of DIO's servants trying to kill me. I should have brought Avdol with me right now." Joseph tiredly exasperated out trying to escape the SpeedWagoooooon Gadget Store

I just let him run away, and I just absorbed all the stuff in the store

[Gadget Spear]

[Can control gadgets and use an interface like a status screen to control devices you can also use them to install and use the software within you can also download videos and save them for later if you know what a homework folder is]

I upgraded that spear to the max with the materials I have to +21 with the store's available stuff.

I then travelled to Egypt to troll DIO and, with my stats, I can break any time stop for a few seconds.

*Time Skip XXX later, Egypt*

I transformed into my goose form and waited for a while in Egypt, tasting the delicacies until they reach the fight scene with Jotaro.

"Too slow, too slow [The World] is the ultimate Stand. It doesn't have much range, but what can you even do in with my Stands speed and Power " DIO said

"So it's the same type of Stand as [Star Platinum], Not much range but immense power and speed," Jotaro muttered

"MudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMuda/OraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOra" both of them attack as they begin to fly from their attacks.

"Oho, my stand preciseness and power is still better than you stand, Jotaro." DIO haughtily laughed as he began to use [Za Warudo] to stop time

"With this, the Joestar bloodline will finally end," DIO laughed, ready for a chop, while I went up right behind him.

"Honk!" I honked, scaring the shit out of him is what I thought.

"A duck? Some animal can move in my WORLD, Such blasphemy, I DIO will kill the duck" DIO questioned and anger at being such as this duck?

"You know I am not a duck, I am a proud Goose, and I will kill you for that," I said in anger in front of DIO.

I created an Empty ID that copies the area while leaving Jotaro outside the ID, and then I unleashed a SuperSonic Honk right in his face,

"HONK!!!" Windows shatter as DIO flew back from the SuperSonic Honk that I honked out from my beak, and then I transformed into my human form to fight.

"*Cough* It seems that I cannot underestimate you. You must be like my minion Petshop, and You are an enemy Stand user for what else other than [Hamon], which has hidden themselves years ago during my time in the ocean can only do that." DIO monologues and finds out that I'm a Stand User.

"Oh, not surprised by appearance? That I can transform into a human," I asked DIO for his thoughts.

"No, I am a Vampire made by a Mask. What do you think?" DIO replied, not surprised at all by my transformation.

"Well, En Garde!" I brought my spear and thrust it into his head, He dodged, but I unleashed another flurry of attacks with my [Flame Spear]

"Ha! even if you have a weapon, don't forget that I also have a Stand!" DIO laughed at his enemy for using a weapon instead of a Stand for battle

"ZA WARUDO, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" DIO launched his Stand [The World] out and deflecting my flurry attack, I changed tactics and dashed towards him and use my Stand [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap] or [D4C] if you want the short version to bring him to another world and to try to kill him by disintegration

If you didn't know that if two versions of the same person are near, they will start to crumble away into Menger sponges before obliteration

"Wha-!" DIO screamed out as I pulled a flag and rammed him into the banner to transport him to another world. I then found out that we were in the epic battle between Dio Brando and Jonathan Joestar.

"It's useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless!" Dio repeatedly screamed out

"A mere monkey can never defeat a lion. In comparison to my power, you are but a mere monkey, JoJo."

"You're wrong! with true conviction, the human race can overcome anything. Let me demonstrate to just what a human being can rise." Jonathan yelled out

Both began to growl as they prepare their attacks

"Jonathan's glove is in flames! That might just have the power to get through Dio Brando's ice," Speedwagon shouted out

And then we appeared right between them, and I used my Stand to get away and watch the chaos quickly.

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Dio Brando blocked Jonathans attack

"*gasp* there are now two DIO, The new one is wearing a weird suit!" as DIO decided to help DIO Brando, but then they both touched and began to disintegrate.

"The Pain!!!, I cant--" both Dio Brando and DIO screamed out as their arms disintegrate

"MY reign was to have lasted forever, centuries even!" Dio Brando said as he also burns from Jonathans Hamon

"ZA WARUDO" DIO used his Stand to get away, but it was futile, for I pushed him back into Dio Brando.

"You had to be destroyed... Dio." Jonathan said to both DIO and taking a look at the goose on top of THE Speedwagons hat.

"I will not DIE!!!" Both DIO used their final attacks before they died.

Lasers and Debris were being shot and thrown at towards everyone.

"How did... He shot energy out of his eye." Jonathan exclaimed while DIO finally dies of disintegration

"Dio..." Jonathan cried out as he saw DIO die, and he has fainted

"Why would he shed tears for DIO?" Poco asked

"He weeps because they spent their youth together. Dio was like a brother to him, But for me? I will sing a song of Joy for his defeat." Speedwagon explained

"DIO has fallen. We Have Won!" Speedwagon raised his hat for the fallen who have died fighting DIO, and I fell off because I was sitting on his hat, and they forgot me being there.

(TimeSkip to December 4th 1888)

Everyone sent their goodbyes, and Jonathan even thanked me for helping somewhat.

I assume that part 3 and part 4 wouldn't happen, but part 2 probably would still occur in this world.

"Well, goodbye, everyone!" I said as I used a banner to travel back to JoJo Earth no one and bring the girls to another world

(*Hub ID*)

"Okay, have you girls read all the light novels I downloaded? and watch the animes during your time in my 1:365 time dilation ID?"

"Yes, Master!" Both showed a tired look at finally reading all the popular titles, even their own.

"Okay, we are going to the Naruto universe. Get ready and review that show and even review some popular fanfics incase its an alternate universe." I said while drawing new stuff on the Gacha

[Drawing 1100x Gacha]

The only notable things I got were some Mechas from Evangelion and summon orbs for several people(recommend me someone, and I will probably add that character in if I like them)

I wonder, what if I used [Pearl Jam Requiem] on potions? Will they get boosted even further?

Let's find that Korean gamer and become a fake salesman from the abyss to test potions on them before I go to the Naruto universe.

(*The Gamer universe*)

Oh, it seems that Gaia is rejecting me and telling me to test my potions elsewhere. Gaia even shuddered and told me not to come back again.

Again? it seems than an alternate me has already used this universe as his test subject. I should probably test them on Naruto characters instead of baseline humans

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