2 Week 1

[Day 1]

" I wanna die..."

The words echo through out the cave that the Strange Cave Goblin was living. The reason for this? Well…

" I was too excited at first to noticed it. But it smell soooo horrid in here. Not only that, those women in the back of the caves… I'm sure one of them is my mother." He saod as he look at the Five women huddled in the corner with Buldging Bellies which indicates that they're pregnant. But that is notvthe worse thing.

" While I can ignore it, It's so unsettling to lust over a woman so much. My Body is on constant Overdrive with the intent to mate ever since I discover them. The fuck is wrong with me." He muttered with slight disgust.

Goblins were highly fertile and lustful creature. It can be said the they fuck more than Incubi or Sex Demons in a year. Though Succubi surpass them in the amount of pure fucking.

It's just that **** disgust him so bad that he wanted to throw up. Now he wasn't against making them want to fuck by foreplay but no outright ****. No siree.

So with the intent to clear his mind he took a rock from nearby and went out the cave. Other residents in the Cave pay him no mind as they were busy eating or fucking. Unlike in Goblin Slayer, Goblins in this Universe have Female Goblins.

He was 99% sure that this is Re: Monster Universe but there wasn't any Cave Goblins in the Show so he kept his judgement for now. Plus the Sky is Purple. What kind of Sky is Purple. This is so wierd. And it was an enternal night here. The Moon is Blood Red and the whole area was filled with Trees.

As he step out of the Cave he noticed the aroma of the Forest and breathe in greedily. You never know how good it is to breathe fresh air until you breathe enough disgusting smells.

"Hah~…"

As he breathed his fill, he look around and saw that despite being covered by Trees, his area was located in an interior of a small mountain or is it a hill? Anyway…

"I need to get stronger. And for that I need levels. What better way to get them rather than Killing things." He thought outloud as he made his Plan.

"First thing first, I need to make traps. And practice climbing trees. I'm pretty sure that I'm as weak as a new born rat right now. Regardless of my strength. And also…" And so he spent an hour digging holes, making traps and climbing trees.

After an hour he found his first meal. A horned Rabbit. He decided to swing in the direction of the tree behind the rabbit and scare it to the trap he made.

But… The little shit decided to stab him with his horn. The little shit was fast. At least 5 time faster than him in pure running speed. However with the right timing, he managed to smash the rock he picked up from before on his head while it was mid-air.

"Hah… Hah… That was exhausting" He was exaggarating. His Sp bar is at 3/4 full. And a little rest would fill it up. Grunting he picked the rabbit up and broke it's horn. Then started to skin it. He had already got some firewood earlier. And he can roast it after his cleanse it.

*Ping!*

"Hmmm?"

<[Horned Rabbit Defeated. You have gained 54% Exp. 46% till level up.]>

*Ping!*

<[Would you like to loot the Rabbit?]>

[Yes | No]

Hesitantily he pushed the 'Yes' button. And the notifications came up.

<[You have gained 5kg of Rabbit Meat. You have gain Rabbin Hide. You have Gain Rabbit foot]>

<[Your loot has been placed in the inventory. Would you like to turn on Auto Loot]>

[Yes | No]

He pushed 'Yes' this time with more enthusiam. The looting was helpful now he could save time for future hunts. Such a Shame that he couldn't use his Traps.

*Twack!*

*Whimper* *Whimper* * HOOOOOWWWLL*

He snapped his neck to the side so fast that he bearly break it. Inside his trap was a Wolf with Brown fur and surrounding him are three wolves of varying size and color.

One thing for sure though…

" Each of then are twice my height and thrice my size… Fccccccckk!" As he said that he forgot to be careful. And the three Amigos turn their heads away from the captured wolf and look at him. Snarling straight away at seeing his face.

'Oh come on Am I that Ugly' Eric thought in Depression but fear soon came as he was surrounded by the Three wolves.

'Stupid… Stupid… Getting surrounded while in danger. Fucking stupid' He berated himself, this time in his mind as he prepared to run. And just then

*Ping*

<[You have fufilled the requirements for the Job Class Hunter]>

<[Would you like to Accept? Note: If you accept this, you cannot change it until you reach Level 10 in Racial>

[Yes | No]

That message looks like a beacon in the void he was now in. And unhesitatingly he pressed Yes. No slamed it down might be the correct word.

<[Congratulations! You are now a Hunter. +0.2 to Agility per Job Level.]>

<[For catching a prey many times stronger than you, You have recieve 50% Exp in Racial and 72% Exp in Hunter]>

<[Your Racial have leveled up to 2]>

<[You are now an adolescent Cave Goblin]>

<[+0.1 to all stats. You have recieve 5 stat points]>

'This is balant favorisim and Plot Armor. But you know what? I'll take it. System [Status]' Eric thought Gleefully. He has already felt the changes. He was now taller. Standing at 54 inches. Or 137.16 cm. And no longer looked like a half pint compared to the wolves.

Unfortunately his clothes-more like rags- are now torn to shreds and he can see his little brother who is not so little clearly.

<[Charm has been raised to 5.5. Due to being 5 inches above Average.]>

And just like that. The feeling of embarassment and despair came back.

"Why meeeee?" His wallow surpass every howl the wolves have heard in their entire lifetime.

TBC...…

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