9 ranger in the park story 9

A long, long time ago in a cold, cold galaxy...

After leaving the slimy planet Lavalulu, a group of elves fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a chilly, space abbey.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Joshua Cockle, a freezing moose capable of vandalism and even murder.

Terrified, a ginger gnome known as Matt Superhalk flees the Empire, with his protector, ranger Blunder.

They head for Los Angeles on the planet Mooyani. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Blunder uses his cold knife to defend Matt.

Blunder and Gnome Matt decide it's time to leave Mooyani and steal a van to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of girls. Blunder is attacked and the gnome is captured by the girls and taken back to Los Angeles.

Blunder must fight to save Gnome Matt but when he accidentally unearths a fluffy kettle, the entire future of the cold, slimy galaxy is at stake.

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