Random things in my head

what kinda cheese was discovered first?

if they fucked up making cheese what d id they get? just hard or slightly melted milk?

cheese has milk in it right? what if you used water instead, but like with other stuff so it's thick enough to be used

what kind of cheeses aren't on the market but have been made before?

is making cheese hard?

stop making cheese expensive just because it was hard to make I don't give a shit about you the cheese is good so stop making me pay so much to enjoy it.

where are mozzarella sticks made? why are they so damn good

who was fuckin around with wheat to discover bread?

why did they think it was edible after crushing up a bunch of a plant