Galactic Fake Razor Wars A Science Fiction Plot

A long, long time ago in a fake, fake galaxy...

After leaving the cosy planet Dagobah, a group of people fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a grand, space mill.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Laura Superhalk, a cosy moose capable of robbery and even abduction.

Terrified, an icy fairy known as Fairydust Thomas flees the Empire, with her protector, Cameron Bishop.

They head for Madrid on the planet Venus. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Bishop uses his fake razor to defend Fairydust.

Bishop and Fairy Fairydust decide it's time to leave Venus and steal a tractor to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of aliens. Bishop is attacked and the fairy is captured by the aliens and taken back to Madrid.

Bishop must fight to save Fairy Fairydust but when he accidentally unearths a magic map, the entire future of the fake, cosy galaxy is at stake.