Eva

Sebastian walked through the busy school parking lot. The cars in and out were some normal scene at this hour of the day.

Knowing specifically where to go, he crossed cars and people in a straight line. When he halted, the teen took a key out and inserted it into the door of an ordinary silver hatchback.

He placed his backpack with great delicacy, waited some minutes for the hot air to get out of the car, and then settled in the seat comfortably.

Not in the driver's place, but at the back.

Sebastian took out his phone and started checking messages and emails received during school hours.

But most importantly, the DingDong account of his family's ice cream shop needed some attention: liking and replying to popular comments, watching videos that followers tagged or duet them, coming up with ideas for new videos.

Sebastian did each of these diligently.

It implied no challenge for him who had been in charge of the page since the beginning three months ago. It was his idea in the first place, to start the account to increase the sales of his family business.

As of today, the page has accumulated eighty thousand followers.

Compared to the excitement of the beginning, the anxiousness of the first week, today he just did this as a routine, just like any kind of work in the world.

Nothing was completely new, but yet, nothing was totally the same.

Knock knock knock!

"Open the door Sebas."

A female voice was heard with the opaque obstruction of glass.

Sebastian without taking his eyes off the phone stretched his hand to unlock the handle. The lass outside then pulled the car door and sat next to him naturally.

Bam!

"Careful with the door~ I know! Sorry, MOM!" The newcomer acted with all the drama the medium-size vehicle could bear.

"If I was mom, you would have been aborted already, why would I bring you to the world to waste oxygen resources?"

"Huh?" The girl clenched her fist, "You wanna fight?!"

Sebastian did not pay attention to the threat, not because he wasn't afraid of her, but because no matter what he does, he won't win.

So, if he can use his brain, he won't use his hands. That was his aim.

As for the theatrical female next to him, that was her famous sister everybody talks about, Eva, grade 12, two years older than Sebastian, almost a superstar between students.

Among her feats, she is captain of the basketball team, ace in the volleyball team, and also forward in the school soccer team.

No to mention that she had practiced taekwondo, kick-boxing, and women's Self-defense, that last one makes her ten times more deadly.

In gaming terminology, she has an 800% attack damage buff on male creatures.

Like some kind of protagonist, she was natural with her body, besides having enormous strength. No matter drunk or sober, no uncle on Christmas has ever won her in arm wrestling since she turned 14.

With such an advantage, she was unstoppable in sports. Local, regional, and even state competitions victories were taken one after another by her leadership. The trainers and couches of the school loved, no, adored her. They treat her better than any student, or even better than their own sons or daughters.

And such legend among humans was her sister.

But, even so, Sebastian has few respects for her, because she is incredibly, uncommonly, astonishingly dumb. In addition that deep down, she's just another weeb.

He observed how she started playing volleyball because she watched haikyuu, basketball because of Kuroko no basket, and god knows what did she watch to become overly obsessed with soccer.

The most honest, but maybe not most popular opinion is that it was the power of anime that brought so many trophies to the school shelf.

"How was your day?" Sebastian asked out of mere habit.

"So so..." Eva responded as if she didn't want to talk, but Sebastian knew her well, she was not a few words person, immediately after, she retook the conversation. "Do you remember Mark? That friend I brought home saying he was gay."

"Guess he wasn't that gay, after all, right?"

"........"

"Told ya." The boy commented as he liked a message a follower sent, "Only you are so stupid as not to realize it."

"!!!"

"1 vs. 1! Outside of the car! In the parking lot! Right now!" Eva shouted incredibly offended, there was nothing that made her angrier than her little brother calling her stupid, that was not the tone of voice a little brother should use with a big sis!

Sebastian didn't give a shit about her scandal, he just carried on with the topic, as that was the most effective way to deal with violent chimpanzees, "What happened with this... what was his name?"

"Mark, he's a guy and straight, what else would happen?" Eva rolled her eyes; her entire facial expression was so sarcastic that the only thing left for her to say was 'duh'.

"Yeah, but the full story." Sebastian put his phone away and cracked a gossip smile.

As explicated before, Eva couldn't keep her mouth shut.

"He said that 'I' turned him into heterosexual 'cause I'm a beautiful, outstanding, sympathetic, magnificent, humorous, charismatic, adventurous, special, patient, mysterious, charming, SMART! and all those qualities that of course, I am, but doesn't change that fact that he lied to me."

"........"

The brother held his forehead. "Okay? Now, how many of those things did he actually say."

"All of them." Eva made a cute smile.

Sebastian replicated her gestures and rolled his eyes as she did before.

Eva kicked him from the place she was.

"C'mon, you're so boring." She protested.

"He's a straight dude, it's obvious that he knows less than two complements," Eva said, with her satiric but affirmative tone, then mimicked his best attempt of guy voice, "Oh Eva, you're the most beautiful girl I have seen baah, so embracing and cliché, how can they even take that phrase out of their mouth. Yoh Sebas, when you get a girlfriend... or boyfriend, I don't know your preferences, come up with something more creative, please."

"Uh...huh?" That turn of events was unexpected, the boy went blank for a second.

"Wait, I got an idea, let's practice right now, throw me your best pick-up line, Sebas." Eva instantly got enthusiasm from the idea. "Let's see what you're made of!"

"......."

"Seduce me!"

"......."

"Imagine I'm your better half!"

"......."

"That you want to do dirty things with me!"

"Sweet Home Alabama... Where the skies are so blue..." The boy started to sing.

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