1 The Lethality of Eggs

[It's been three months since the last update. What's wrong with the author?]

[Pfftt...you must be new. This book will never be updated again]

[Why? What's wrong?]

[Check the author's profile and her works.]

[Sigh, another innocent reader will turn black again...]

[Author, is it good hanging me like this? Remember that retribution exists!]

Jia Jianyu snorted upon reading the comments:"Retribution my ass."

She ignores the notifications and focuses her mind on another concept that she's thinking to write.

She's aware that she's a fickle person and all of her works are made in a sudden spark of inspiration, once the spark died down, her work will also be damned.

She never cares about the readers, all she wants is to express the notions in her head. It doesn't matter whether the readers like it or not; she'll write when she wants to write, she'll stop whenever she wants to stop. It's not like her livelihood is dependant on her writing.

She's an author, they're just readers, what can they do to her aside from malicious comments. Moreover, those bad comments are just a sign of how much they love her works, they love her creations so much that they blacken hahahaha.

Suddenly, she heard an important ringing--the sound of money. She raised her eyebrows in curiosity. She didn't know that there would still be an innocent lamb that dare to tip off her work.

She opened the notifications and she cannot help but choke because of shock.

>IamRetribution donated 2,000 coins<

>IamRetribution donated 2,000 coins<

>IamRetribution donated 2,000 coins<

The notification sound stopped after ringing for the 15th time.

1 coin is equivalent to 7 yuan. So the reader actually paid her 30,000 yuan minus other miscellaneous and she's left with 28,900 yuan. And it's still quite the sum.

She mumbles:"C.. Crazy!"

Although she never made her writing as a living, receiving 28,900 yuan all at once can make someone as fickle as she receives a scare.

After digesting the flow of money, another barrage of ringing made her deaf.

She closed her laptop and didn't dare to see what kind of crazy fan donated to her account lest she became frightened and finished her book.

So scary...

Jia Jianyu left her apartment for the first time after a month of hiding. She should treat herself and visit her family to check whether they already sold her to a wild man (arranged marriage).

Jia Jianyu just graduated from college when her family arranged a marriage for her, as a result, Jia Jianyu move away and live alone in a pretext of being independent before settling down, in short, she ran away and travel the journey of an author with a love-hate relationship with the readers.

Jia Jianyu is a full-time writer and a part-time screenwriter. Yes, her actual job is part-time, after all, she works for her family's company. Hurray for the privilege!

Jia Jianyu enters the supermarket and bought food worth for a month as a preparation for her next hiding. From cereal to protein powder and other toiletries, she checked them to make sure that all her needs are covered.

In the cashier, the bulk of items made the other customers gawk in surprise. No one expected that someone as thin as her can carry several bags all at once. She wore a mask, sweatshirt and sweatpants, her lowkey attitude, unaware of the surrounding gazes made the situation quite amusing.

Jia Jianyu carried the bags and left. She hauled a taxi to go home. Usually, she would walk since it's only a 20-minute walk between her apartment and the supermarket, but her legs are still quite sore from her previous workout.

Don't underestimate an author. To her, working out fuels her anger that she then pours into her novels. Who likes to work out? Who likes to sweat all the time? Who likes to do crunches and form abdominal muscles? Who asked her to be the kind of author that remodels her characters into her own experience? Fuck main characters who are born with abdominal muscles! She just wants to eat, sleep, and anger her readers!

Her growing grudge gave her another concept to write. Jia Jianyu became excited.

Jia Jianyu paid for the fees and reorganize her pantry. From the pitiful emptiness to the fully loaded stock of food, Ji Jianyu was satisfied.

She rested for a while and fight the urge to stay home. She still needed to visit her family and talk about her work, she's going to submit the screenplay that she just painstakingly completed.

After building her confidence, Jia Jianyu motivated herself to work.

No work means no money, no money means no food, no food means no creativeness, no creativeness means getting married.

I. NEED. TO. WORK.!!!

Jia Jianyu became fired up as if ready to face any adversity.

She changed her clothes and groomed herself a little bit to look presentable. She cheered herself in front of the mirror and left her beloved home painfully.

I shall return, my love!

She locks her door and is still wearing a mask.

Pak!

Jia Jianyu ceased her movements.

What the hell was that?

Pak! Pak! Pak!

After receiving consecutive attacks, Jia Jianyu felt a sticky feeling above her head and her face.

Jia Jianyu:"..." Who dare to waste eggs!!!

She twisted her head to find the wastrel bastard and is met with another egg attack.

Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak!

She waited until the attacker stopped. However.... The person never stopped.

Jia Jianyu covers her head and face.

"What the fu....ck???"

Jia Jianyu's anger became surprised. She managed to see that her attacker is equipped with several trays of eggs.

"..." What kind of harassment is this?!!!

As she is digesting the situation, the attack never stopped and it evolved from egg to egg to the tray itself.

Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak!

After reorganizing her thoughts, Jia Jianyu decided to strike the person, but he dodged and continuously throw her eggs.

"..." Your egg-throwing technique is not cool!

Crazy bastard!

Jia Jianyu never thought that she would hate renting an apartment on a floor where it's only her who lives.

"Guard!!!" She shouted at the top of her lungs.

Unfortunately, her shout caused the attacker to became even more vicious.

Jia Jianyu's patience is slowly wilting away. She wants to drown this bastard whole being into an egg batter and turn him into a human omelette!

"Bastard who are you?!"

Are your eggs infinite?! When will it run out?!!

"This is your retribution." The attacker solemnly said.

Jia Jianyu runs like her life is on the line. Her workouts paid off as she manages to outrun him. Yet, it only lasted for a second. Every time she increased her speed, the speed and strength of the eggs also increased.

Was the apartment this big?!

"Retribution? What retribution?! I'm a law-abiding citizen!"

"Stop!"

The attacker runs into her and smashes the remaining trays into her head. Jia Jianyu slowly fell to the ground.

Before she fainted, he heard him say as he caresses her disgusting face:"This is your punishment, my love." and left.

Jia Jianyu's consciousness slowly fades as she screams in her head: Fuck your love! I will turn you into an omelette! Where's the guard?! GUARRDDD!!!

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