120 Drunken immortal dance
'Damn it the chicken was right when it clucked that I couldn't truss a system' Hannah groggily thought as she face the running chicken in the flock of singing grass while hundreds of strawberries were cheering for her.
Though she couldn't have a clear mind with her current mastery , she'd still managed to conclude that Hal was the chicken she had to cook.
Hal was busy running from the mad drunkard throwing lava and bombs on the arena with that stupid smile on her face.
Previously he could still pull one over her with their level gap, but now that she was at the same level as him, hitting her acupuncture was a lot more difficult .
'Who was the nutjob who gave her that vile ?'he inwardly swore that he would strangle that person to death!
"Why are you running? It's just going to hurt for awhile, after that it'll be alright π€πππππ"she exclaimed as she elegantly moved towards him in a zig zag manner.
Hal'of course it wouldn't hurt ! I'd be dead after the first one minute!'
'DING, immortal drunken dance mastery has gone up by 15%!'
The system excited announced in her head.
Hannah cursed at the stupid imaginary voice ringing at her ear as she yelled 'shut up you stupid cow in a sombrero'
System '.... she has a wonderful drunken impression of me huh?'
"DAMN IT STOP RUNNING SO MUCH! Just stand still I promise I won't hurt you "
Hal "you think I'm a freaking retard ? That's only something you would do!"
Hannah "Ahh, you're smarter than you look"
Hal has veins popping in his forehead now as he stopped to face Hannah head on.
But Hannah was already so drunk that she couldn't stop in time and so she face crashed into Hal as they both tumbled onto the rough floor.
Hal soon toook advantage of the moment as he soon pushed Hannah down beneath him "you deserve a little punishment as he stared down on her cherry plump lips that looked as delicious as it did the first day he met her.
"I - BLARGH" as she puked out the seven colours of the rainbow onto the side as Hal soon shifted away.
" I see your very romantic "as he wiped his hand in disgust seeeing that a little of the rainbow had gotten onto his hands.
" please, I date chickens for breakfast" before flinging herself towards him as he tried to figure out the "profound" meaning behind her words.
She threw her left leg towards his next hoping to snap it but was soon caught by Hal as he flung her mercilessly towards the arena floor
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System " ah, aren't they the most romantic couple ?"
Hannah "lemme COOK YOU ALREADY!!!" As she poured more of the lava she purchase from the system towards Hal, hoping to burn him to death.
Xiao Bai " love is in the air indeed!" He said with a faint sigh π.
Hal " stop burning your Husband to death!"
System " indeed so" as it nodded it's nonexistent head.
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Hannah " THATS IT!" Feeling deeply exasperated towards the slippery chicken running around the flock of fairies she took out her giant sausage !
Hal ' where does she get all those bazookas!?'
But escaping was futile as she soon fired the bazooka towards Hal without mercy!
The explosion wiped out the entire stage as the audience stood horrified about the explosives brought out today and sighed in relief at the platinum triple reinforced steel glass protecting them from the damage as they strained their eyes curiously to peer at the champion of the tournament.
