39 What on earth have I been reading 1

So this past couple of weeks I have been really bored so I started to read some fanfiction's. And while a lot of them are really good I have to question the sanity of some of these writers. Down below are some sentences I have found in fanfiction's:

" it's from my aunt. And you know I don't have an aunt but I have an aunt and she is in England."

"Children for your efforts in the war against Gaea we are the council have decided to grant you childhood, do you accept?"

" your mom is Sally Jackson.Sally Jackson is my sister's daughter. That makes you my grandpa."

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