89 Conversations at 3 AM

Me: can you turn the other light off?

Sister #3: No

Me: please

Sister #3:No

Me: Come on! you are sitting right next to it

Sister #3: * ignoring me *

Me: if you don't I'll stop being your human pillow

Sister #3: that's fine I'm comfortable without you

Me: *starts using her head as an arm rest*

Sister #3: * continues to ignore me*

Me: I'll eat all of your banana popsicles

Sister #3: * looks me dead in the eye* you wouldn't dare

Me: try me

Sister #3: it's okay there moms too

Me: then in that case I'll throw away all of your unicorns

Sister #3: *death glare*

Me: Maybe even sharkie

Sister #3: then I'll just throw away all of your books

Me: and then I'll let out peanut ( our dog ) in the middle of the night and he will never be seen again

Sister #3: that is my son how could you

* turns off light*

Me: all is fare in love and war