9 BTS: New Girl

Namjoon : (astonished) The PD,what was he thinking? We are seven young hot blooded men and she's a girl. How can this work out?

Jin : (confused) hot blooded men?

Yoongi : (unbothered) okay....

Taehyung : (excited) uhh.. Hyung.. So what, I always wanted a sister. I think she's younger than me. What do you think?

Jhope: (smiling) I really like her. Besides this dorm needs a woman's touch.

Jungkook: .....

Yoongi : (shy) I like her too. I... I.. I.. mean she saved my life, I owe her this one.

Jungkook : (shy) I agree. What Yoongi hyung said is right. If it wasn't for her some of us would be dead now.

Jimin : (confused)What exactly did she do?

Jin : (surprised) Jimin you don't remember?

Yoongi : (smirking ) He really can't remember?

Jungkook: (serious) I really don't remember much but we were all soaked in blood. She tied my wounds to stop the bleeding.

Jin: (nodding head ) Yes, yes, yes, she saved our lives but why here? The PD could take her elsewhere!!! Why here??

Namjoon: (suspicious) That's what I want to know too, why here?

Jin : ( embarrassed) We've been together for many years now and we do a lot of stupid stuff, Haaaaa.... She's gonna judge us so bad.

Namjoon: Privacy.. It's really important I don't think we'll have that again. Besides Jungkook I don't think you can walk in your shorts anymore now that she's gonna stay over.

Jungkook :  (shook) I can't walk in my shorts?? I CAN'T WALK IN MY SHORTS!!!!

Namjoon : (grinning) and don't even try swearing or walking half naked. That goes to all of you especially you Jimin.

Yoongi : (unbothered) I don't think she cares.

Jhope: ( puzzled) Yeah, me too. Remember when she saw us in the elevator. She just stood there minding her own business. I don't think, she cares about what we do.

Taehyung : (pouting) but I want a sister. I like her. I want her to stay.

Jin: ( glazed) taehyungie, if you want a sister, ask your parents to give you one. This is not how you get a sister.

Taehyung : ( angry) Can I hit a hyung? Is it okay if I beat him?

Jungkook: ( grinning) V hyung, let me do it.

Jin : ( darkly) Ahh these boys are really getting on my nerves. Besides Jungkookie, you can't even stand near girls. How are you even going to live with one.

Jungkook : Hyung, you are scaring me.

Taehyung : Kookie, think about it positively. You can do it.

Jhope : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but what about her? We'll let her stay, then?

Namjoon: (suspicious) Then again, why is she wearing a mask?

Jhope: Ahh she was wearing one that day too.

Jin : PD did tell us she has her reasons. Aami that's a peculiar name. I don't think she's Korean.

Namjoon:  I heard her talk to PD in Korean. She speaks better than us but keeping her identity a secret, don't you think it's a little suspicious?

Jimin : That is a lot suspicious not little.

Taehyung : Jiminah you are suspicious, you wear a mask too.

Jimin : Tae , really?? You know I don't any other CHOICE and besides Namjoon hyung is right. We won't have any privacy. I will have to wear this mask all the time. What if she recogines me? I really can't take the risk.

Jhope: oh no.. That is a problem.

Yoongi: (smirking) Don't worry Jiminie, I'm sure you can work it out. I mean you were working it out quite well in the elevator.

Jimin :(confused) Working it out? What do you mean by that hyung?

Yoongi : (shy smile) Ahh you really cant remember? I thought you were avoiding the subject because you were too shy to talk about it.

Jimin : Yoongi hyung why are you smiling? What subject?

Yoongi : (eyes wide open) jiminie you really can't remember?

Namjoon :  (surprised) oh no..

Jin : (excitedly) get ready to be surprised in 5.. 4...

Jhope : I need to record this. This is going to be so good.

Jimin : ( confused) remember what?

Jin : Let's get this bread.

Jungkook: (confused) Am I missing something? What happened between Jimin and her?

Jhope :  (shy) You had a panic attack and she saved you by you know...

Jin : (smirking) Yeah, you know..

Namjoon: (sighing) I wish I were the one having panic attack.

Jhope : This is going to be gold.

Jimin :  (confused) I don't know. What really happened? I don't remember anything.

Jungkook : (confused) Yeah, What really happened? What are you hyungs hiding?

Jhope : Wowww, oh yeah. Jimin-ah.

Namjoon : Poor Kookie.

Yoongi: It's okay. Jungkookie. Better luck next time.

Jimin : (loosing patience) CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Jungkook : Yeah!!!!!!!

Taehyung: ( confused) What happened? What did she do?

Jhope : (100 volt smile) I'm recording.

Jin : 3.. 2..1..YOU GUYS KISSED!!!

Jungkook :  WHO KISSED WHO?

Jimin:  ...

Jungkook: ...

[Everyone except Jungkook, Taehyung and Jimin were bursting out laughing. The look on the maknae line faces were priceless especially Jimins.]

Jimin : (shook) No.. No.. No.. No.. Hyungs, don't mess with me. You guys are joking right?

Taehyung : (surprised ) Jimin kissed her?

Jin : I'm not really sure who kissed who but their lips definitely touched.

Yoongi: (smirking) Oh it was definitely more than lips. I saw everything.

Jhope : (mocking) Jimin you bad boy. Oh my hearteu. I saw everything too. Jiminie learn to control yourself.

Namjoon:(sigh) Again, I wish I was the one having the panic attack.

Jungkook: (shook and confused) Who really kissed who?

Taehyung : ( dissing) Joonie Hyung, Jimin finally got some yams..I...mean Jams.

Jimin: (furious) I.. I.. Wha.. I.. What? I.. I.. I.. I.. didn't kiss anyone!!!!

Yoongi : (dissing sweetly) It was not just a kiss. There was definitely some toungue action.

Namjoon : (smirking) I saw you push her against the wall.

Jimin : ...

Jungkook : WHAT???

Jhope : (sigh) Kookie, you missed everything.

Jin (holding laughter) I saw you pin her to the ground. You could say it was ground breaking.

Jimin : (cussing) what the %+&₹??.

[ So the shadow that I saw was actually Aami's and it wasn't a  hallucination. I actually kissed her.]

Jimin : (angry) I say she can't stay. She needs to leave.

Yoongi : why are you getting angry. Wait was that your first kiss?

Taehyung : (concerned) No.. That wasn't his first kiss but he was definitely treasuring his kiss for someone else. Its okay, Jiminie . We are really not sure if it was you who kissed her or she who kissed you!!! So...

Jimin : (angry) I DON'T CARE.

[Jimin stormed out of the room, surprising everyone.]

Jin : Why is he so angry about a kiss?

Namjoon: I thought he'd be happy. I know I would be.

Yoongi : ....

Jhope : ..... Umm.I got that on camera. So??

Jin : ( concerned) Tae what do you mean  he was treasuring his kiss for someone?

Taehyung : I don't know much. He has a secret girlfriend, that's all I know.

Jungkook : (surprised) A secret girlfriend?

Taehyung : That's all I know.

Namjoon : So about Aami? What do you think we should do?

Jin : I mean there's nothing we can do but accept the inevitable. She's staying. The PD brought her here. I guess we have to adjust. So what do you guys say?

Jhope : I'm okay with her staying over.

Yoongi : Me too.

Namjoon: okay, I guess.

Jungkook: I'm okay with her staying over as well.

Taehyung : I'm okay but I'm a little concerned about Jiminie.

Jin : I'm okay as well. Jimin well, he has to adjust, there's no other choice.

Taehyung : Mm.... I guess.

Jin: She's gonna stay.