psyonic in the real world, gates to stardew valley.

"Good morning to you, young one." And suddenly I'm awake. Last thing I remember is putting a 4 gauge in my mouth, then bam. "Yes, you killed your self kid. Not the first, not the last. Still sad nonetheless." I look over and see... well it looked human, even dressed in bone white office suit. But it's head, while human shaped, had skin akin to the night sky. Eyes that looked like galaxies and hair that likes a nebula. Wtf

"My name is Chaos. I'm going to get straight to the point. As one my few 'worshipers', I have a job for you. I am going to return you to moments before your death, but with a gift. A symbiote in your brain that will allow to use psionics and mimetics. It will not be an easy climb to power. But I believe that now that you have a clear goal and a tangible power gain, you will excel. Your mission, destroy humanity's civilization and in turn save the earth."

Well that was a lot. But to be honest I'm kind of excited. I was always filled with hate and a desire to conquer. Now I can do it. But I also feel some trepidation. No matter how evil I see myself, I don't think I'll enjoy killing the innocent and pitiable. I can see a future filled with nightmares... Ya this isn't going to be pleasant.

"Yes it most likely won't be. Hmm, I guess I can give you a little something to help. A place of respite will do. Hmm..." After thinking for a minute, Chaos finally said "Stardew valley seems like the best choice for you. Nice and peaceful with no chance of death." SWEET, I love that game. I wonder how the game will translate to real life. Like will I get a game system? Will there be only four months in a year?

"Hmm, I guess I can give you a system. I'm thinking a mix between The gamer comic, Stardew, and a tiny bit of fallout. However, you won't be able to gain excessive power from it, such as being able to assign stat points. The only levels you shall receive are those for Stardew skills. You can also develop simple skills like The gamer and level them with work. Your system shall only be really used for your inventory, Stardew leveling, and seeing your progress in other skills and S.P.E.C.I.A.L. skills(fallout). Also in the origin world your inventory shall be inaccessible."

Guess that works can I bring items between worlds without the use of my inventory? "Yes, but I'm sure you want weapons and gold. I'll tell you now the currencies won't work between worlds." Ya I'll just sell gems and shit from Stardew.

As for the world it's self, while it will be considerably easier to do many things. Things like the year and total size of the "game area" will be increased to realistic sizes. People in said world, while the same you know, shall have a lot more depth to them. As real people actually are, you will need to take your time to "romance" them.

Kind of sad that I can't have easy when it comes to relationships. I've never been a good people person. "If that is all you are curious about. We can get on the road." says Chaos. And ya that's all.

"Good, now that you are all informed and ready to go. It's time to send you off. Just to tell you, to avoid you just killing yourself with the emergence of the symbiote. I'm going to integrate it with your soul before hand and you are going to feel tremendous pain."

Before I could even think, a burning sensation started at the core of my being and quickly spreading out. It grow so painful that I'm surprised I did pass out. Wait I'm just a soul, can I pass out?

Next thing I knew the cathedral was fill with light.