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Pseudo-Eldritch Octopus Going Back To Earth After A Millennium!

Author: ILikeHotdog
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Reincarnated into another world as a little squid at the start, she persevere and walks her way out toward the top of the food chain, growing stronger in the process. Despite the odds always at her opponents, she held out and won them all! However, after the situation she always get. She isolates herself before being revered by people as a GOD. Obtaining a name and became known as Iroha, The God of Knowledge and Arts despite she herself doesn't have an artistic and creative aspect that makes her exclude it. She came back and began to live in the populace changing and disguising her identity every one hundred year. From village girl who is naive to a loving housewife, a magic learner to a sage, a peddler to a big merchant, etc. Her influence grows to the point that she remember once again her forgotten goal which is to go back to where she belongs to. Hence, formulating her way out. She succeeded however.... everything already change once she came back. -------- This novel is purely fiction. Any name, location, and character's action is only the author's imagination. This novel is made purely for fun and hobby, so do not take it seriously. Gladly appreciated it if you like reading it. This is already enough for me. Schedule for uploading is still unknown currently as I'm busy with IRL stuff.

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Chapter 1The Once Happily Ever After Ends Here And A New Beginning Will Start Now!

Inside of a cave, there lies a girl focused on painting the ground. Her red eyes focused towards her life long goal that she wants to accomplish.

Her cream colored hair have already shriveled, her mind filled with temptation to fall asleep but her motivation make her never neglect what she is after.

"Ugh.. This line should be here." as the girl create a vague symbol on the floor. The ground shook and tremble but the girl continue on and ignored it.

After a while, the ground stopped shaking, and not for long the symbol glows faintly indicating that it has suceeded.

"Hah~! Finally, it is done! 1000 years of journey born from suffering and joy. At last, I'm going to come back." Heaving a sigh and falling on the ground flat, she began to reminiscence one last time before going at the center of what she created, making her glee.

'Haah~ no more fighting, no more trouble, and finally no more disaster to happen~! Ah, am I setting a flag? Ehehe, the responsibilities not mine anyway... Not anymore.

Fighting so that I survive the top of the food chain, becoming a human through effort, make friends, then just lose them on a frickin' war that suddenly appears out of nowhere, destroy every sight because of unending rage, and cleanse the field before isolating myself and being revered as a goddamn GOD by the populace of the area where I battle.

Meeting the demon lord, been told that there are more, some bad some good, yada yada. Even creating 8 childrens using, ah! Scratch that, wait? Was I even a good mother to them, it's been 500 years since I last see them. Welp, I think I gave them a scratch system where some of my fragment soul inhabited so 'I' probably still supervise them.

Yep, I'm not a bad mother in any particular way! Was I?

Even disguising myself as other races are pretty satisfying! Hehehe, those scum that's been attracted by my beauty before being mish-mash, strangled, and burst into blood. Haah~ how satisfying!'

As Iroha's face melting down, a door suddenly flew as some 'guest' just appeared at the entrance.

Seeing Iroha down, lying flat. His face slowly arc as he grab the back of her cloth like a cat and look closely to her, making Iroha frown and the man smile even wider.

"Hey hey, Iroha! Don't suddenly daydream so early." As Iroha grumbles, she make her brush appears and bash his head. "Kazaktamoi, I didn't expect you to find my location so quickly." Iroha said with a dead expression.

"Now~ am I blasting your celebration early? Too bad! I'm very hurt!" Giving her a hurtful look, he immediately throw her away with strength, causing the wind to be cut along the enclosed space as she crashed through the wall.

Crashing through the wall, the cave shook and trembles causing some stone to fall below, and dust engulfed the room. As Kazaktamoi, waves his hand. The dust began to clear up, and he saw Iroha dusting off the dirt around her clothes.

"Can there be any other day, Kazak? I'm tired~," Unfazed by what the man has done, Iroha pleads playfully.

"You know I can't do that, I came here to fight you!" Grinning widely, Iroha sighs tiredly and once again grab her brush, enlarging it to a size of a staff.

"Since this will be the last time I'm here, Kazak! Why don't we reenact our first time!" Yelling towards Kazaktamoi, his face reveals his shock before loudly cackling.

"My my, don't say it like that, Iroha~. If there are people here, they might misunderstand!" As Kazaktamoi sarcastically told those words to Iroha back, she chuckles and grin.

"Enough of that! Let's get this over with, shall we?" As Kazaktamoi nods his head, he bowed his head before going to a stance. "My name is Kazaktamoi, the Demon King of Desires! You, who I have picked will be devoured by my prowess."

As aura began to leak around Kazaktamoi, his body began to glow in a faint golden light. His face relaxed, as if his previous demeanor was a lie.

"Very embarrassing, I must say~. Well then, I'm Iroha. Just Iroha, your painter, trainer, educator, teacher, innovator, and lastly, God." Spinning the brush around her, she also took a stance.

Her aura also began to leak, full of muddy and horrendous things mankind have ever seen. Different colors mixed in as if there existence itself shouldn't existed. The God they chose to pray was actually not the one they're thinking, it was a mask full of paint.

""HERE I COME/GO!""

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"Haaah~ I really should've call it quits here." As Kazaktamoi falls flat on the ground, he subconsciously grabbed his head as it throbs.

Hearing a chuckle from behind, he looked behind only to look at Iroha who closed her eyes, while showing a grin.

"Well, being bashed by my brush must have hurt a lot, I mean I can use it as a blunt holy weapon and at the same time, it is unbreakable." Opening her eyes, her appearance began to change.

Her cream short hair turns to black, her red scarlet eyes turn to blue symbolizing the ocean hue, and lastly, her clothes that resembles a priest robe theme slowly change to a brown theme yukata.

'This is what I've been thinking when I go back. No one gonna be suspicious of me. My identity is... should I still use Iroha? Hmm, yeah. This could work.'

"I'm really gonna miss you, Iroha." As Kazaktamoi whisper his words near Iroha, she suddenly shivers and immediately push back Kazaktamoi.

"Well, I wouldn't miss you, Kazaktamoi." Uttering those words, Kazaktamoi clutches his chest and slowly fall to the ground.

"I'm really shocked, thinking of me like that." Sniffing, Iroha just shrugged her head.

"Well, I have other question before I leave this place. The proposal towards world peace is ongoing, right?"

"Yeah, humans have also decided to go for it. I mean, who would want to have a neverending war? Those fools from the other faction keep going offensive, but I always have the last laugh." Smiling, his face began to fill with malice.

"Those from the church seem to reject these proposal, but I beg to differ. The other gods chooses to coincide with peace. Corrupted, shameless, vermin, and naive fool who think demons need to be erased are idiots.

I must thank you for releasing our shackles, Goddess Iroha. It is thanks to you that we are able to stop this irresistible desire to destroy humanity."

".... Don't thank me. It is just and my duty to relieve all of humanity's pain. That's why, for all of these years being here. I tried to solve every problem in this world, and it seems that it succeed... barely.

My spawn, kept them in check but once I leave. I fear that it will happen again."

"Even all these years, you never told them the truth? That the system is their- "

"I do not want them to see me as they're mother. Seeing their fate full of misery, suffering, and grief. I gave them another chance here. I am just a guide. To them, I'm just someone who didn't know them as I am a God."

"You're neglecting your duties in the very end, not as a guide towards your children but as a mother." Putting his hand towards his face, his disgusted by the fact that Iroha is scared.

"Kazaktamoi... They need to survive in this harsh world. That's why, I did all of this.

And now, it is my time to leave." Wearing a ring, Iroha feels her strength being drained. Although, she doesn't mind it but this sensation never fails to disgust her.

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Status

Iroha

Job - None [Sealed - 'Great' God]

Species - Human [Sealed - Pseudo ■□■□□□□]

Stats [99.9% Sealed]

STR - 10

AGI - 9

VIT - 7

INT - 13

Skills - [SEALED]

Title - [SEALED]

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"It is now time." As she look at Kazaktamoi, she faintly grins and Kazaktamoi just sway his head to the left, not looking at her.

"■□■■■□." The ground once again began to wildly shook as if the world's subconsciousness doesn't want her to leave but Iroha just keep continuing her words.

"□■■□□□■, ■■■□□□□■ ■□□□■□■!" Her head began to ache, as if the world wants to keep her here.

And as she utter her last words, the symbol glow brightly, consuming a large amount of space in the room. The world's subconsciousness fails to kept her in place and now she began to leave.

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