1 And Then He Died.

One day you're going through life just minding your own damn business, and the next thing you know you're fucked. I mean, I'm lying here in a pool of my own blood. 'How' you may ask, 'Did you get mugged and stabbed', nope. 'How about doing something exciting like free hand cliff climbing', wrong again. 'Did you get run over', *buzzz* guess again. 'I give up' you're probably thinking, right? I mean who really has that much time to think about others? I'll just tell you. I was walking in an arboretum and tripped on gravel... so pathetic. That's the story of my life in a nutshell. If there's an average statistic out there about human's I fit it. My life has been thoroughly average and uneventful.

Honestly though I can't complain too much, for every good there's a bad right? I mean it could be worse right? At least I didn't get shot, wait… yes, I did. Damnit. Who am I even talking to, does thinking even count as talking. 'Fuck it hurts so much' I'd scream and cry but when I fell I managed to break something important. I can't move at all I'm not sure I'm even breathing, if what I'm doing can be considered breathing, feels like more is going out than in if I'm being honest. There I go again who am I even talking to, it's super pathetic to think these are my last words. 'Is it even more pathetic if I laugh at myself as well'.

The pain is starting to go away, even a dumbass like me knows that's not a good thing. I guess it's over soon, at least it doesn't hurt much anymore. Is it even possible to not be able to move but still feel pain, speaking of, how is it even possible to slip and break something so bad you can't move. I wonder if my God is real, or if it's some other God. Maybe, I'm going to hell or maybe I guessed right. I mean how can there not be A God even if it's not my God. Right?

I mean some days I can't even button my shirt without missing a button, or starting with the right hole. But, I'm supposed to believe that the billions if not trillions of interactions to create life is random and orderly? I just hope I guessed right…

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*beep* *beep*

*Host: Forceful Rebirth Initiating*

*Rebirth Unsuccessful: Forceful Ascension Initiating*

*Ascension Unsuccessful: Reverting to Back-up Data*

*Back-up Data Corrupted: New Life Opened*

*Template Loaded: Success*

*Lifeform Creation: Initiated*

*User Input Required*

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*User Input Required*

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*User Input Required*

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*No User Input Recieved: Forceful Awakening Initiated*

"SHIT… That hurts God Damnit!"

*User Input Required*

"Who's there? What input, what the hell are you talking about? WAIT, I'M NOT DEAD!?"

* Lifeform Creation: Creation panel opened. System error resulted in incorrect previous life. All points reset, options limited, User given choice of 9 wishes, 5 miracles, or 1 divinity for system error. Please proceed to creation panel for more info.*

[Name: Unlocked]

[Race: Human, Locked]

[Attributes: Locked]

[Points: 0]

[Skills: 0]

"What is this? How does this even count as Character Creation, everything but my name is locked!"

*System Error: User Input Required*

"Name, EISEN!"

*System Acknowledged*

*Input Required: Does Eisen chose 9 wishes, 5 miracles, or 1 divinity*

"What are those, am I dead?"

*Affirmative*

"Are we talking about my next life?"

*Affirmative*

'Well, at least I get another chance. Maybe I should think about this seriously for a minute… I guess my biggest regret in my life was that I was too average. If I had to chose I would want something to help me become the best in my next life.'

*Acknowledged: User Wishes for something to assist in becoming the Best*

*System Scanning: Progress 18%*

"Wait! That's not my wish! How can you even read my thoughts?"

*Scanning: Progress 45%

"Shit! Stop! I didn't chose yet!"

*Scanning: Progress 83%*

'Screw it I guess another chance is already better than nothing, at least it's looking for the best option instead of just giving me some random nonsense'

*Scanning Complete: Divinity Found: Mosaic System Applicable*

*Applying System to Host: Eisen*

"Wait! What does it do?"

*System Applied: Lifeform Creation Complete*

*Starting New Lifeform Protocol*

"Explain, Damnit, what does the system even do?"

*Error: No Scheduled New Lifeform*

*Override: Approved*

'Why bother, obviously this damn system is a petty piece of crap'

*Initiating New Lifeform Protocol: Success*

*System Wishes Host: Eisen the Best*

'Why does this feel so familar? I remember now, this is how I felt right before I died… fuck, not again.'