INTRODUCTION:Welcome to the club

All right,I'll be honest.

I never thought I would EVER be a Prophet.

But I am.

It's not easy,It's not free,and It's ANYTHING but fun.

So if Gabriel shows up in your dreams and goes,"THOU ART THE LORD GOD'S PLAN FOR THE FUTURE",stop him right there and make a run for it.

Although,that doesn't work out well.You'll just be eaten alive.Literally(Jonah flashbacks).

So for such (un)fortunate souls destined to proclaim the good news in a world where there is none of it,take my life as a guide for survival.

This is the story of Seth, Prophet of the new age.