1 Emo dreamo

It was a very normal day,with a warm breeze and blue skies.I was walking along my garden,listening to the beautiful sounds of nature,harmony too great to be put into words.

Or so my parents thought.

I was sleeping in my room at 11 in the morning in pajamas that haven't been washed for days,while heavy metal music was being blasted at full volume.

My way of sleeping peacefully, people.

What?I was 15, cut me some slack.It was just a phase in the long run.

My parents weren't home so obviously I couldn't give an eff about watering plants or taking a bath.I got up(some how)and went on to have breakfast,which I'm guessing was just an energy bar.

It would have been a perfect day,if I didn't have a nanny.

Yes,a nanny.For a 15 year old.

All she does is eat,sleep,chat with her girlfriend and constantly remind me that I should f*ck off.My parents told me to think of her like an elder sister and they couldn't have found anyone better than her when it comes to that.

So right when I peeled the goddamned cover off she told me to brush my effing teeth first and then I can eat,also my clothes are filthy and that I should take an effing bath to clear that up(like one bath will a make dent,ha!) and she confiscated my bar and pushed me into the bathroom.

Like,why would you hire an athlete as a nanny?I'm the one who suffers here.Thanks,mom.

When I was done with all that,I went back and got my energy bar back from that dork and proceeded to continue my life as usual.

Or so I thought.

After getting my a-hole kicked by a dozen girls for asking them out,I returned to my house,only to see some things a human should never see.

A drunk nanny in a furry costume,fast asleep on the couch.I wanted a picture,but consent is a big thing nowadays.

After seeing that,I still had the nerve to go to sleep.

And the weirdest thing happened.

You see, men like me dream of 2d girls and batman, but I saw something else.

It was a battlefield,thousands lay on the ground,bleeding to death.Worst part,they were all people I've seen before.The mailman,my nanny,her GF,dad,mom, all of them.Dead as a dictionary.Then,in the middle of the battlefield,one man, a PERFECT man stood with a sword and a shield.Made me wonder how the heck he survived guns on he battlefield.

He came up to me,and I was fairly sure he can't see me because I wasn't in the dream,

and put his arm on my shoulder,which materialized with the rest of my body so suddenly.

He said,"Close your eyes.",while leaning towards me.Not a single word came to my mouth.I have never met this man in my life,so I had no idea what to do.Then I realized this is a dream,so I spoke loud and clear.

"I have a girlfriend.",I said firmly.Then I realized how stupid it sounded.

"No, you don't",said the man,his hair blowing in the wind,"And that was not my intention."

"Oh,alright."

I closed my eyes.

And I shouldn't have done that.