Screw it

I wonder is this how Saitama feels? I feel bored. I mean really there are no more challenges for me. I am constantly growing powerful every single moment because a template is being synchronized to 100% every moment and the whole skill assimilation thing is being done. My subjects can easily take over entire multiverse's if I ordered them. I also gave them everything I could . That is not to mention that my followers are taking care of all the administration duties.

I mean seriously, nothing feels fun anymore. I mean I could just get rid of the boredom but that way lay madness. All of my manga and comics are also starting to get boring as well, I think things are becoming like my pre-resurrection days and that scares me a bit .

I still remember those days like it was yesterday, the sheer boredom of things . I still remember how I would always wake up unable to muster up the energy to do anything at all. I remember how I just could not care for anything at all because life felt like a monotone meaningless haze. I remember how every time I would be at a train station I would think about jumping infront of the train to end it all but at the last moment I would be terrified of it.

During those days I would distract myself from my morbid thoughts by using entertainment but sometimes even that did not work. I remember it as if it was yesterday how hollow and meaningless every single thing felt and how I would crave for death to end it all so that this nightmare I could not wake up from would end. I remember how I felt like a walking corpse and I refuse to end up like that again as such I am going to be leaving for the RWBY verse right now, screw the adventure party or my responsibility as a guardian , I need a change of scenery or the next thing I know I would end up snapping.

I can also always use time travel to comeback to this very moment after I left of course . I am currently in my bedroom and as soon as I made my decision , reality breaks infront of me like a shattered glass and now , I am in luscious green forest .

Now if I not wrong , unlikely as that maybe, Jaune Arc has just arrived in Vale and has not yet met the forger to create his fake transcripts. He should be living in a motel right about now so I instantly teleport their and before Jaune Arc can even say a word , I punch him in the face to knock his lights out.

I am most definitely stealing his identity after all so I am going to give him some compensation. I immediately unlock his aura , put a compulsion on him that essentially gives him an unshakable self confidence. I then punted the real Jaune Arc across the multiverse all the while manipulating the familiar summoning ritual of Louise in the Familiar of Zero verse so that she summons Jaune Arc instead of Saito Hiraga . I of course use my abilities to make sure that he will have a good life in this world.

Jaune Arc will have everything he ever wanted now and all for the low price of his identity.Now , not to butterfly the timeline, I have to wait for a few days.

Time skip: Few days later

I walk in THE CLUB, I have immediately hypnotized the bouncers to not raise a fuss. Man , this place is loud , it does not take long for me to get to the bar and right in front of me is the bear of a man junior, I instantly use hypnosis on him to forge my transcript and give me all his lien from all of his accounts. I have already hypnotized the twins so their is no need to worry about them.

'Ah, mind control . The most scummiest and useful ability to have .' It does not take long for junior to go to his office and transfer every bit of lien that he has to me along with creating a fake transcript for me . Now of course I have made sure to erase all traces of me ever being here after all, I am not an amateur like a certain gentleman thief who robs a store while the owner was their and does not even bother to wear a disguise to hide his identity or try to disable the video camera of the store he is robbing.

Now after that is done , I get up and leave for I have places to be in , now of course I made sure the hypnosis does not stop until Yang beats the hell out of Junior and his gang because really I want to maintain canon as much as possible to derive maximum enjoyment.

Time skip :sometime later

I am currently on the bullhead to beacon and I am actually not too far from Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long as they are having their whole conversation.

I am currently zoning out because really their is nothing interesting going on, the conversation Yang and Ruby are having is the same as canon. I even ignore the news about the robbery and wight fang protest gone wrong which at least holds my attention for a moment but only for a few seconds at most . It is not long after we come to beacon and I have not made a fool of myself like the real Jaune Arc due to me not having motion sickness.

I get out of the bull head and thus starts my fun.