The Start

Creation has started to slow down quite since the first wave of huge creation bangs.

I need inspiration so I'll let my creative creation the human help me through this creation block. Besides I need a few thousand years off.

First, I need to dumb down my creation power as to not blow up the cute little human. Hummm…. They seem to be really into system novels. I can work with that.

Ok.

LET THERE BE SYSTEM!!!!

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Far Far away many galaxies in fact from GOD was a blue ball. On that blue ball our store starts.....

BANG!

AHHH! What the heck? Why does it hurt so much? The "IT" is my body. I feel like I have just been hit by a truck. All I see is darkness. My body and head hurt really badly but I guess its time to stop being so dramatic. I open my eyes and the darkness and some of the pain slowly start to fad away.

I find myself in a bush. I remember now I was riding my bike to the store because I just had to have a honey bun. Don't judge me. Then my body suddenly froze up and I crashed into a bush and got scrapped up. That was weird. I'm glad I can move again.

[System] Hello host System is preparing to activate. You have 24 hours to prepare for activation. System recommends seeing your friends and family one more time and gather survival supplies. One more thing no one must be told about system unless you are married by the standards of God. If you don't know what those standards are they are when you become ONE being by each of the partners giving a small portion of your soul to each other. Most humans can only do this once in their life and they are joined forever. System recommends choosing wisely.

What!!!! A system when did I get a system. System novels are my favorite kind of novel. I have to try something. "STATUS." ….Nothing happened how about…." CHARACTER SHEET"!

[System] Host I suggest you stop shouting like a lunatic on the sidewalk and finish the task given to you. System is going into loading mode. Loading 0% (just leave system alone)

Should I still go to the store to get a honey bun. Who am I kidding?? I need to go and get lots of honey buns!

At the store….

I should get the stuff I need to survive now. I get lots of water, I water purification straw, water purification tablets, a lighter, wind and water proof matches, collapsible bucket, tent shower and accessories, dehydrated meals, cups, pans pots, bowls, forks, blankets, canned foods, honey buns, tent, flash lights, solar chargers, solar fans, etc. I basically went down the food isles and camping isles and got everything.

I realize a problem when I get out of the store. As I was getting the huge mountain of stuff to survive with, I forgot that I only brought by bike. "System do I have an inventory"?