A Big Mistake

Somewhere in a magical place far far far away, in a land full of magical cars

Tank-kun: Little brother truck-kun, its your turn to take another guy into another world now

Truck-kun: Big brother.... I cant!!!

Tank-kun: ..... Why?

Truck-kun: Its because the guy who Im supposed to take to another world already died by jerking off

Tank-kun: ....

Truck-kun: ....

Meanwhile in a void space wherein the only color you could see is white

"Hwuahhh!!! Where am I?!"asked Rei clearly confused due to him waking up on a strange place

Suddenly his thought process got interrupted

"Ara, good morning Rei. Im Eros, a goddess, nice to meet you" says the blonde woman while walking towards Rei with her hands extended clearly indicating to shake her hands

"Why in the world am I here?! Clearly I havent done any worthy thing to meet a godess"asked Rei towards Eros

"Sure you have, you just dont know what it is"replied the blonde woman called Eros

"And what am I supposed to do here?"asked Rei while trying to prevent himself from going hysterical due to panic. Unlike normal people, Rei believed that by acting timid he should be on the good book of the gods/goddesses besides who in the world can think straight when they finally meet a goddess

"Im gonna grant you one power and then I will reincarnate you into a new body in another world" replied Eros

"And what benefit will that give you?"asked Rei clearly believing that such happening doesnt happen without a cause

"None! It gives me no benefit, other than me giving you power and a body on a new magical world I choose. Now, what power would you like to have? "replied Eros

"Protagonist package ability!"declared Rei without any useless thought

"Rejected! Give me another ability and no Im not accepting omnipotence"replied Eros clearly irked by Rei's idea

"Just give me a system then"replied Rei while feeling stupid due to him thinking the system is the most broken ability ever and it is an ability accepted by the gods

"Ok then, bye now!"replied Eros clearly in a hurry

"Wait, where am I supposed to be in?!!!!!"screamed Rei before falling asleep