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They are so great, what wouldn't you like about them. - 7th grade Me
(present time) I know what the fuck I don't like about them. When they fucking weight 200 pounds and drop from the sky from a 800 Ft apartment for FUCKING NO REASON, like someone had to fucking carry a 200 pound potato and purposely drop it from the top of the fucking building.
But besides that, why am I here?
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