1 Backstory and Rebirth

'...' - Thoughts

"..." - Speech

[...] - Rose

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I was on my way home from work, a chain restaurant in case you were wondering. I was lost in my own world, thinking about what-ifs, and should'ves. Then

BAM!

'God damnit truck-Kun!'

A few things we should go over before I meet ROB: My parents constantly doted over me, ruining my motivation, and though I am brilliant, I ended up coasting through high school, and dropping out of college, instead preferring to read web novels and fan-fictions.

"I assume this is the normal reincarnation scenario?" I speak into the void, assuming that someone is there.

"YES," a booming voice says

Clamping my hands to my [ears?], I shout "little bit quieter maybe? You're gonna make me go deaf!" Though I immediately realize the stupidity of this sentence, as I have no ears to go deaf with.

"Sorry, sorry, instinct." their voice instantly quiets, "My name is @/$$;@&" $/&, though you can refer to me as God, and yes, the usual 3 wishes and reincarnation".

"Sick, first, a few questions."

"Hmm?"

"Where will I be reincarnating?"

"You may choose"

"Sounds good, for my first wish, I want 4 abilities, Eidetic Memory; the ability to use any system of power; the ability to read and memorize any book's contents, just by touching it; and a Rock Lee level of willpower"

"My what a powerful wish! "

"For my second wish, I want an Internal world that is impossible to break into by any means, unless I specifically allow someone into it."

"Granted, for your last wish"

A system with an AI connected to it, and no forced quests or some bullshit like that either!"

"And finally, what world would you like to reincarnate in?"

"Harry Potter"

Suddenly, it felt like my soul was being pulled by the gravity of a black hole, and I was forced into a reddish space and a window appeared that said [time until birth, 8 months, 30 days, 23 hours, and 56 seconds]

[Booting AI and internal world, please wait a moment] a robotic voice said.

[Setup complete, please continue to customization!]

[

AI customization

Gender - M/F

Personality - ___________

]

I input Female; and Sweet, loving, and caring for the parameters

[Hello! I am Rose, your personal AI!]

A beautiful voice rings out in my mind

[Would you like to open the beginners' package?]

"Of fucking course!"

[

1x Basic Occlumency Textbook

1000x Galleons

]

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The Start of a new story

(I know my chaps are short, and I am not good at description, sorry! I like to leave most of it up to the readers' imagination!)