2 PWA 2 Not Professor Oak? Then Who Are You!? [Rewrite]

The only regret I left behind is that I am not fast enough to grab the bastard who pushed my girlfriend so that we both can fall down to our death together.

What!? I am not some saint who will gladly sacrifice myself for nothing, okay?

If given a chance, I would like to take down that bastard down to the underworld with me.

Too bad, I won't get second chance in live.....

Guess this is Game Over for me.....

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By the way.....

How long I will stay in this dark place?

I think since I am now dead, should not I go to Heaven, Hell, or straight out get reincarnated to my next life?

*Blink*

Oh, suddenly this place got bright!

It's like someone suddenly turned on the light in the dark room.

Talking about room, I am now currently in a white room.

I mean, the entire space in here is white.

And I seems to be floating in the middle of the empty space filled in white.

Great.... This is not so much different than before when I feel like I am floating in the middle of endless darkness.....

But hey, at least now there is light, and I can see everything now even though there is practically nothing here in this void space of all white.

And just when I think I will spend an unknown amount of time being alone in this place, suddenly an apparition of an old man in white lab coat appears in front of me.

And the apparation appears to be getting more solid as the time goes on, in less than 10 seconds the figure of a very familiar old man, a legendary character in my childhood who is almost always seems to be in a white lab coat appears in front of me.

"Hello, welcome to the Crossroads of Afterlife." Said the figure in front of me.

"Oh, Hello, Professor Oak." I greet him back with enthusiasm like a child who found a new toy to be played with him.

"... I am not Professor Oak...." Said the Figure with a deadpan expression.

Somehow I can tell that he has already said such a thing for a lot of times....

"Then who are you?" I asked him back with curiosity.

"Ahem..., Who am I is not important. What's important is who are you, are you a boy, or are you a girl, or maybe something else entirely?"

Suddenly, right after the One Who is Not Professor Oak said that, a Panel containing Six Choices appears in front of me.

1. A Boy

2. A Girl

3. I am a Trap

4. Best of Both Worlds (Futanari)

5. Repeat it Again, Mortal (Cthulhu)

6. I am a Prime (a Certain Truck Transformer)

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Number 6 is out of question, after I am killed by the Truck-kun, there is no way I will choose to become a Truck myself.

Number 5 is quite interesting, but I don't think that I would want to live my entire live as an otherworldly cosmic horror who makes people go crazy just from taking a single look at me.

Number 1 and 2 is straight out boring and too cliche, I am bored playing as either member of both legitimate genders (or at least, according to the conservationalists or those old coot "moral guardians").

That left only number 3 and 4 to choose.....

Hmmmm..... Which choice should I pick....

Becoming Futanari sounds really tempting to me.

Hey, you can call me a degenerate, or a pervert, but if you can have both a pussy and a cock to play with, would you refuse such an offer?

As it say in the title, Best of Both Worlds!

Double the Pleasures, Double the Satisfaction!

A Cute Chick, with a Big Dick.

I am about to click the fourth choice, my finger is already hovering above the screen in front of me,....

But then I stopped.

If I become a Futanari..., Will I get a Period Every Months?

I have seen womans in period and even heard how they talked about it.

Period sucks.

Also, if I become a Futanari..... Does that mean I can also get pregnant, too?

No no no no no...

I also don't want to carry such a burden for 9 months and 10 days before struggling between life and death when I am delivering my babies.

No Way, No How, No Go.

My respect for all the womans who have giving birth to their babies, but I don't want to join in with them.

Okay, it's been decided then.

Without any hesitation, I slammed my palm to the Third Choice: I am a Trap.

Right after I pick that choice, a mirror appeared in front of me, showing my brand new appearance.

A long purple hair down to the back of my knees and a Japanese beautiful face with eyes as purple as my hair.

The hairs on the left and right side of my face is tied with white ribbons and red strings, while the hair on my back is tied when it reach my bottom, also with a white ribbon and a red string.

[ ] Author's Note [ ]

Yeah, this chapter is actually heavily inspired from the opening prologue in a fanmade Pokemon game with this title: Pokemon Wack. Of course I make some difference in the six choices available for the players to choose at the start.

In Pokemon Wack, you get the choice of being a Boy, a Girl, a FemBoy, a Half Boy and Half Girl (yeah, literal half, the right part is boy and left part is girl), an Eldritch Abomination, and lastly, an Attack Helicopter.

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