2 Pokemon Reincarnation System
Rattata D Mike is back and kicking, literally. Kicking my perverted sister away wasn't easy, especially when she leaped at me. The battle didn't end there as her body glowed white and her speed increased to the point that I was unable to react. I felt our bodies collide, followed by me being slammed onto the floor with my sister on top of me.
My perverted Onee-chan sister held me down and did the unthinkable, she licked me. Struggling was futile as this perverted Rattata was 3 times bigger than me. With no choice available I used my strongest trump card, a move and hadn't done in a really long time.
"Rattata," which can be translated as 'Mommy!'
My non-existing sexual hormones aren't ready for whatever this perverted Rattata, that mounted me, plans. Surprisingly, it was big papa Ambipom who came to save me, slapping away my sister with one tail hand. I was then picked up by his other tail hand and... tossed into the bush, good job.
I growled, I glared, I sighed. This perverted monkey is sadly my dad, the same dad that gave me 15 brothers and 17 sisters. How did I know? I trusted my instincts after searching madly for their genitals.
Do we even poop?
How would I know? I was only born an hour ago.
Big mama Raticate came walking towards me, and I know where this is going, please don't. Arghh! She licked me, she licked me, she licked me. Trying to stop hyperventilating is rough especially when she LICKED me.
...
After a few minutes, I have finally calmed down, so friends I have a question. You know, I have been in this world for a long while now, mostly in an egg, but that's not the point.
Where's the oh-penis that, we all know that I should have?
Where is the weapon, system, or ability that I should have? And I don't want to be a Kazuma nor a Subaru.
So world, I humbly demand my middle finger.
[Pokemon Reincarnation System has been activated]
Gwewewe, show me my status.
[Name: Rattata D Mike
Age: 1 day
Gender: Male
Pokemon Rattata
Type: Normal
Lvl: 1
Ability: Run away, Guts
Talent Grade: Yellow
Nature: Careful
Move set: Scratch, Tail whip, Screech, Fury Swipes, Counter, Last Resort]
Really, that's it? Where's the store? Why can't I see my physical stats?
[Host must understand that the Pokemon Reincarnation System, only provides benefits to the host's reincarnation]
Lame.
[The benefits for your next reincarnation is as follows:
1. After dying, you can choose to reincarnate as one of the 3 Pokemons provided. Using points can filter out for the Pokemons type and/or environment Pokemons live in.
2. Host can use points, to give the chosen Pokemon its talent grade, nature, ability, specified parents, specified siblings, e.t.c. Note that specified parents must be compatible and specified siblings must retain the bloodline of the mother.
3. Points can lastly be spent on family background. If the host becomes a Beldum, his background can possibly be a Beldum bred from the stones family, to become Steven Stone's partner. Backgrounds that doesn't exist will not magically appear, this will inevitably make the host reincarnate years later]
No matter how good the benefits are, I say no to slavery.
[Note that points are given through defeating Pokemons and reaching a high level before death. The system will also provide basic information of the current world state and an AI to maintain host sanity]
Too late for that, I most likely lost that during my time as an executioner. Good times, good times.
Lapis the AI, tell me about the world state.
[Currently, the world is going through a war]
Left one for another.
[You are currently residing on route 1 of Kanto, close to the Fortress City, in the future, it'll be renamed as Pallet town]
Wait, what?
[8-year-old Samuel Oak will leave Fortress town to begin his journey in 4 months. It's recommended to host to try and become his Pokemon]
Tsk, who needs a trainer. I was human, therefore I am a trainer. Why bother getting a trainer when I can train an army of Raticates. Once I'm finished training them to level 100, the world will know pain.
[With Host yellow talent, you can only reach level 40 after more than a decade of training. Most of your siblings have red talent, their limits being 20. Few have orange talent with their limit being 30. The resources required to increase one talent are kept with the strong. In this route is the Fearow family with its leader at level 59. Through luck, you might find some resources to increase your own talent to deep yellow, which will take you approximately 5 years. Ignoring the wrath of the Fearow clan, Raticate's family line is the second most targeted prey for Pokemon. Do you think you can safely and efficiently train in this forest?]
Sadly Lapis is right, If I was from a stronger family life would be smooth sailing... Sh*t, I didn't sign up to be a Chinese male protagonist. It's a really good thing I'm not prideful, otherwise, I would've ignored Lapis' advice and taken the path of no return, Xuan Haun. Also, that was way too damn long, never do that again.
I will become Oak's mightiest Pokemon. People won't remember his Charizard nor his Dragonite, it'll be me Rattata D Mike.
I will be the greatest Raticate there ever was. Slaughtering will be my real test, training is my cause. While enjoying my fantasy I was once more about to be molested by my Onee-chan. Putting my awesome strength into my legs, I ran for my life, regretting not being born with Quick Attack.
