1 Reborn as Shit

Long Wang was an average Macdonalds cashier. His life was a long and rough one and couldn't get a job because china took over the world and forced everyone to work at Macdonalds. One day, Long Wang's life completely changed! A random insane asylum escapee came and choked Long Wang to death with a piece of literal shit and Long Wang was reincarnated into another world as a piece of shit. However he no longer had a brain and therefore did nothing because he was a literal piece of shit. I don't know what yall were expecting from a piece of shit. The End.