1 Chapter One: Life's Kinda, Unfair?

Suns rising, birds singing, and the stove sizzling. At the breakfast table sat two friends. Is what Noah was thinking right now, yet what was happening instead was the complete opposite.

"AMELIA, NOW, GIVE ME A SPEED BOOST!"

"ON IT," Amelia ran up to Noah's side and tapped his shoulder, "Be light on thys travels, swifter than any bird above the sky, be nimble and quick, Noah Hargreaves!"

Noah smirked, "OH NOW YOU'RE FUCKED YOU BIG UGLY DRAGON!" Smashing his foot into the Earth below him, Noah got into a sprinting stance. His sword sheathed, he was gonna use his special move. Dashing off, the dragon breathed down ice cold winds that were directed towards the man rushing at it, "IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD SLOW ME DOWN-" Noah jumped forward through the ice breath, landing back on the ground with both feet symmetrical of each other and he looked up at the dragon, "-BECAUSE YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKENED!"

The dragon roared freciously at Noah as it swooped down at him.

Smirking right back at it, he felt tougher than before, he knew it was a buff given from Amelia, "NOW DIE," Noah, with all his strength, jumped upwards towards the ferocious beast, "Oh bestoy upon thy, your wondrous gifts, Flaming Star-" Noah's entire body became engulfed by a fiery orange "-Incinerate my enemy's before me," Noah looked at the dragon dead in its eyes. "NIW, FEEL MY POWER-"

The dragon began to fly backwards in attempt to aviod the attack.

"-TO LATE, BURN!" piercing through the chest of the dragon, Noah held his arms out to his side and swooped down at the dragon. Piercing through its chest again, he did this over and over until a star made of flames was crossed into him. Snapping his fingers, the dragon engulfed in flames as it began to roar in agony. Landing beside Amelia, Noah cooled off and pat her shoulder, "Look at us."

The dragon proceeded to crash into the side if the mountain, causing a rock slide. With the rocks now falling and covering its body, Amelia winced, "Yeah.....don't you think that was over kill?"

"Me!? Over kill?! Please, it was a beast that needed to be slain."

Off in the distance, the two saw baby dragons flying over and trying to free the dead one.

"Oh no."

Noah sighed, "WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL!"

"But we have to kill them," Amelia sounded upset.

"It does suck though."

"Tis, it does."

Walking over Noah did his thing. Watching, Amelia was horrified by the screams, "By god."

Returning, Noah was bleeding from the head, "Damn children. They were a lot tougher than I was expecting."

"We should return to town."

"Yes, we should," he said weakly.

Back in town, the two wave to the towns people cheering them on.

"Look at them, Amelia!"

"They love us!"

Noah let the popularity get to him, of course. Looking over at one mistress, he saw that she was loaded in the chest. "Amelia, warm up the house when you get back."

"Oh no, not again."

"Oh yes again! For I will have sex!" Disappearing into the crowd, Noah came out of it with the mistress he saw, "Why, I was expecting to find such a fine woman," he said with a filthy grin.

Giggling, she gently stroked his nose with her pointer finger, "My place?"

Her voice was seductkng to every part of Noah, "Sounds wonderful."

Later that same day....

Noah laid naked under the mistresses sheets. Looking at the door, she came walking in. Displaying herself off to Noah, he was gawking over her. Standing over him, she placed her chest against him, "So let's see your treasure, great adventure," she pulled off the sheets and saw what Noah was packing.

"WHAT IS THAT!"

Noah looked down at his penis, "My sword?"

She looked as she was about to laugh, "More like that of a knife, for butter!"

"What!? C'mon, the size matters not, but what does is if it can get the job done! Trust me, I am your humble adventure!"

"Sure, a dragon would fall to such a frail weapon," she began laughing at his penis size.

"Well! I hope you have a wonderful evening!" Pushing the naked mistress aside, Noah grabbed his stuff and stormed out. Getting dressed as he walked in the back alley, he headed down further and further till he reached a brick wall, "Let's see, it was...." he pushed a brick in and the wall opened up, "That one, sweet." Heading through, the wall closed behind him. Walking along the street, Noah looked at all the marketplaces and the many shady figures. Taking a deep breathe, he exhaled, "Nothing beats home." Admiring the sky of eternal darkness and cages of people screaming to be let free somehow felt normal to Noah, "Shouldn't have been assholes."

"There you are, Noah."

Looking down, Noah was greeted by Amelia, "Ah, I thought you would be at home with our reward from the guild."

"Was but I decided to head out and just admire the Black District. Enough about me however. Did that mistress let you get it done with her?"

Noah groaned, "No, she just laughed at my dick.....like all the others," Noah sighed, "Like c'mon, is size really that important!"

Amelia laughed, "No silly, you just keep going after girls who only care about size. Have you ever tried someone else?"

"YOU'RE RIGHT," Noah gripped Amelia tighlty.

As Noah held Amelia, she was rubbing her oegs together as her heart was racing, "Finally!" she thought, "He notices my love for him!"

"I should try to seduce a witch next time. They typically get mistreated, so they might ignore my penis size," Noah grinned disgustingly.

"Or not," Amelia thought.

"Don't worry though, Amelia."

She looked into his eyes, "About what?"

"We'll still be adventuring buddies, no matter what happens. Through hell and heaven, no matter who we run into or who tries to split us apart, we'll always," he took her hands into his, "Be together!"

Amelia smiled. Although Noah was a perverted fool who wanted to have some fun, yet hadn't, he was a kind hearted fellow who'd do anything for her. "Can you shut up," she hugged him, "You big oaf."

"What's got into you?"

"Nothing."