A Temporizer

The next morning. It was just becoming bright outside when Zhang Zian was curling up in his warm, comfortable bed. He was laughing out loud from his dream where he found a beautiful and wealthy girlfriend. He could not help but drool.

"Squawk! Squawk!"

"F*ck!" Zhang Zian woke up. Sitting up in his bed, he was wondering where the noise came from.

Fina was also awakened. It was usually grumpy when it first woke up. This time, it was even more upset. Opening the princess bed's curtain with its paw, it asked impatiently, "What is that noise?!"

Half awake, Zhang Zian was confused. It took him a while to realize what was going on.

He shook his head to wake himself up.

At this time, a poem that didn't make any sense came from downstairs:

"Farmers weeding at noon, along the river in the Qingming Festival; compound caoshanhu tablets, a candidate stem cell…"

What the heck?! It was that b*tch bird.

Upon hearing the poem, Zhang Zian recalled what happened yesterday.