1 Chapter 1: Gods Realm
Xiao Bai eyes opened gradually before snapping into a stupendous bulge. He furiously examined his surrounding, giving himself a couple of swat in the process to make sure it wasn't a dream. After ten minutes of continuous awe and shock, he finally came to terms that it wasn't a dream.
"Just what the fuck is going on?!!"
He was standing amongst a massive crowd, encompassing him was a horde of people around the age of sixteen to twenty. It wasn't that abnormal, but abnormality was their clothes, sheathed weapons, and... the darn massive lizards flying in the air... Dragons! It was not alone, there were people sitting on objects, flying freely; some were even floating without any help at all.
Unintentionally taking a mouth of gulp, he was about to ask one of the guys beside him if this was some tv play, but before that, he heard a ding in his mind.
[Ancient Sex Devil System Requirement:
Desperate Virgin?—Check.
Otaku?—Check.
Hopeless Pervert?—Check.
Lowly Earthling?—Check.
System Integration Initialised... 100%
Welcome, newbie sex devil]
"Who the fuck are you? No wait, I know—System??!" He subconsciously screamed, gaining many frowned gazes. But he didn't cared about that.
[Correct. Here goes your status:
Name: Xiao Bai
Race: Human
Bloodline: Ancient Sex Devil
Cultivation: None (get strong already)
Abilites: None (booooo)
Sexual Points: 0
Partners: None (have fun beating your wiener alone)]
'As much as I enjoy the sarcasm, can you tell me a bit more about you? And what am I doing here? Where am I?'
[Geez, chill down a bit.
Ancient Sex Devil system was created by Ancient Sex Devil, the strongest Devil of all time. He wanted to pass it to his son but before he could do so, he was killed by the combine effort of those damn hypocritical gods and goddesses. After roaming for a million years, I stumbled upon you when you were dying. Using Reincarnation Pill which you would have gotten now if you weren't dying at that time, I reincarnated you.]
After reading till here, Xiao Bai took a deep breath. 'To think I would be reincarnated? But how did I die? Did I heroically saved a beautiful girl but was manhandled by Truck-kun?!'
[No, you died because you pumped your penis too hard in the heat of the moment and the chair you were sitting at broke. Your head then crashed against the edge of the bed, killing you.]
"..."
[Ignoring your pathetic death, let me come back to your previous question.
The reason or rather what's your mission is.]
Gulp!
[Its simple, just conquer the Gods realm. Ez]
"Huh?"
[Like I said. Just. Conquer. Gods. Realm. Ez. Was there any problem with reincarnation and it disabled you?]
'No, no! What the fuck do you mean by conquer Gods Realm? I am just a mortal for fucks sake!!'
[Tsk, stop yelling. Here you go, some scraps I found.
Bloodline Ability Obtained: Sexual Aura, Lust Meter(works only on those with same realm)
Ability Obtained: Chicken Slaughtering Sword Art (1st Part)
Obtained 600SP]
'Though I am happy with the sexual skills, what is with that sword art? Are you fucking with me?'
[You wish you could fuck with me. And no, thats the strongest sword art under heavens which was created by my creator.]
'I somehow doubt it.'
[Don't care. Now I will elaborate about your mission. As you can can guess, my creator was a Sex Devil, and most of his skills is related to sex. His will states following: To my son(replace yourself), if you got this, it means you have gotten my inheritance and I have already died. But no matter, I am not sad. As much I would want you to kill all of them in revenge, and it will be satisfying but even more pleasing would be to take their women. So here's my will: I don't care if you kill any gods or not, I just want you to conquer every goddess. I want to those cocky, proud and noble goddesses ovaries to explode with just your name. If you succeed, then you had made me proud. But I assume it would get boring at some point, so I did some extra effort and congealed my original bloodline. If you successfully assimilate with it, you can get strong while having sex. Cya.
That ends it.]
'Shit. This is heavy stuff! What an amazing father! So the talk about conquering Gods Realm was just to conquering all the goddess?'
[In simple terms, yeah.]
A serious expression appeared on his face before melting into a loose perverted smile.
'In previous life, I didn't even get to touch any girl, but now I am suddenly supposed to conquer goddesses? I say, bring it on!'
[That's the spirit. I guess women is the only thing that gets you riled up. Whatever, as long as you do whatever you are supposed to do.
I will briefly explain some other important things.
First of all, you are already in Gods Realm. You are possessing a body of an orphan, so you don't need to worry about his parents, not that you will.
Gods Realm is so enormous that your tiny earthling brain couldn't possible understand. But for your knowledge, it is divided into four major realms: Lower, Middle, Upper and Supreme.
There are a total of 99 small realm, lapped over each other. From the bottom to top: Lower, Middle and Upper Realm controls 33 realms each. So 0-33 Small Realm combined makes up Lower-Realm, 34-66 is Middle-Realm and 67-99 is Upper Realm. Each Small Realm had quintillions of galaxies. There is a clear separation between all major realms, and as you go higher, the quality, and quantity of Qi exponentially increases.
Now, about the place you are in—Supreme Realm, it is a special place, separated by a very strong barrier from Upper Realm.
The realm you are right now is just between Upper and Supreme Realm. It was founded by Supreme God Of Knowledge 300,000 years ago. It is known as Realm of Heavenly Academy. The biggest, strongest and most influential academy under the heavens. Even younglings from Supreme Realm prefer to study here.]
