1 Going outside is overrated

Earth.

A place of life.

A place of beauty.

It's just too bad that humans exist and they're fucking it up.

look at all they've accomplished.

Genocide.

Global warming.

Florida.

All of it could have been avoided if they weren't such unbelievable greedy assholes.

But I really can't say anything because I'm one of them.

At least I am for now.

I don't know how long my life will last when I'm like how I am.

Trapped under this statue with its sword piercing my lung, all I wanted was to go check out the museum's Greek hero exhibit.

I guess I should have left my house today, damn horoscope was right.

P

Why didn't I listen?... Oh, that's right, because those things are for idiots.

I could feel the icy waters of death flowing over me, its cold embrace, the hollow feeling that came with it, I could feel it, it was like it was crawling over my body.

My vision grew dark and blurry.

'This must be the end' I whispered to my self and I closed my eyes waiting for my life to end

But It never came, Darkness surrounded me and the cold chill of death burrowed into my bones, but I didn't feel dead.

"Is this the afterlife?" I asked my self, then suddenly, from the void came a voice "Well, I wouldn't call it the afterlife, it's more of a...limbo, then anything else" the voice said.

"who's there? Why am I here?" I asked in a calm tone of voice, "I am the one who your people call God, but my actual name is Jason, and you're here because the higher-ups have decided to give you a second chance" said the voice.

"What do you mean by a second chance, and who are these higher-ups?" I asked, I had calmed down by now and was now trying to figure out what the heck was going.

Sorry can't tell you about the big boys, but I can tell you about the second chance" he said "well go ahead, it's not like I've got anything better to do".