53 The Art of The Lobster Claw.
In the bathroom.
Lie Wei Ying looked at the woman's feet standing directly outside of the stall.
Apparently, in the world of dragons it was quite normal for them to have coed bathrooms.
When he walked down the hallway, and saw the unisex sign with a pretty lady dragon walking out of it his mind was beyond blown! There were women in this bathroom with him, and he had no idea how he could escape!
Wait, there had to be some way, or else he'd have to get married to the dragon princess right now!
Also, he had to think of how to quell Yu Yan's anger. She would come for him soon, and not only that she'd probably come for all the dragons here! It was one of those dilemmas he didn't want to contemplate.
A long time ago, when he was fifteen and not four, which was in the future depending on how you thought of it, there was times he'd sat down and contemplated important things such as how to increase the might of his attack. It was required with things such as the [Sovereign Sword Arts]. Sometimes, you'd have to think for days to even gain a little bit of insight.
For the first time since he got the system, he sat down and truly contemplated the situation. Women, for the young boy he was right now, were like fierce attacks and he was not ready for such fierce inner interrogation. In fact, he just wished he was a little bit smaller so he could flush himself down the lovely dragon steel toilet.
"Whoosh!"
A lovely female dragon exited the stall next to him.
"Your little prince isn't out yet?"
Ai Niu sighed, "No, he isn't, Unfortunately. However, if he can draw with my dad he can handle the toilet."
The female dragon laughed, "Ha, yes, but it might be something else besides the toilet."
Ai Niu was confused. She couldn't understand what else it could be.
"It could be he doesn't know how to, you know."
Ai Niu gasped. "I will teach him before the marriage!" It was serious if he didn't know how to, you know, so she would immediately take him to the tailor to get him some nice clothes. It was hard to put on a tie, and if she had to, she would teach him.
….
Yu Yan reached the castle with her main body as two even faster men shot past her.
"Sorry beautiful lady. You might not want to head in this direction," Blue Fire Hua screamed, "It's not safe for someone like you to be in these parts."
Yu Yan looked at them and immediately activated [hot sauce tempest].
A red line of light shot forward after the two men approaching her destination.
She was instantly worried about her little man. This could not get any worse!
….
Lie Wei Ying was on his fifth nail biting with nervousness.
He'd just contemplated about 2000 ways of escape, and studied some. However, nothing seemed like it would work.
He had one plan that was his favorite. That plan required he had a clone that looked exactly like him. Wait, the only clone he could make had four arms and was made from dragon-ice. There was no way they'd fall for that.
However, suddenly he heard an amazing sound.
It was an alarm of some sort, and this was his one chance of escape!
"Princess!" Two guards tore off the unisex bathroom door. "You must escape quickly!"
The two of them looked very rushed as they stared at the two girls chatting. Behind the woman both men and woman dragons alike, in various beautiful human forms, stared confusedly at the two visitors.
"Is that the alarm of invasion? Who dare invade the dragon's territory!"
"Hmph, I'm sure the Dragon King will take care of this!"
The two guards shook their heads and instantly appeared behind the princess. "We must leave now or the dragon king's sacrifice will be in vein! He's gone to fight the two cosmic immortals to give you time to leave. Hurry now, and leave with the prince to be, or else it will all be for naught!"
Ai Niu couldn't handle the thought of losing her father. That would be like losing everything important to her. That was, of course, if you didn't count the man she met a day ago, he was also very important.
"NOOO! He can't die. Please stop him from fighting them. Shouldn't our imperial army be able to stop them?"
The two guards once again said no while shaking their heads. "Unfortunately, princess, unless someone mighty powerful helps the king, we are doomed."
Lie Wei Ying, who was ease dropping, blew away the door and came out with lightning around his body. This was his chance at freedom! His new plan, fake dead after saving the king. It was a perfect idea.
Unfortunately, the system never mentioned how strong cosmic immortals were, and he rushed towards his potential demise.
"Princess," he said in passing, "I'll save your father at the cost of my own life."
He was so fast his after image said that.
She could only look at him, and scream in angst. "Lie Wei Ying, you must return to me!"
He was already long gone, and almost to the battle.
….
Two men and a woman seemed to be exchanging fierce blows with each other in the sky.
The Dragon King of black-ice lake, Da Hui, however knew he didn't stand much of a chance. In fact, he could tell they were holding back for some reason.
It wasn't only them.
He was also holding back something, and it was a weapon he didn't want to use unless his daughter was gone. The girl he could sense still in the facility down in the mountain under the lake which was inside another mountain. He sighed as he held his two cosmic god weapons in his hand. If only he was as strong as these two relics, perhaps he wouldn't need to use the dragon founder's chrysalis bomb.
Basically, it would either kill them, or put them in a ball of infinite gravity that would be impossible to escape. Unfortunately, he'd eventually be crushed inside that gravity ball, and these two cosmic immortals would only be trapped for a few measly years. However, that would give his son in law enough time to get strong!
As he battled them, and as his sword was going much faster than ever before, he thought of the little guy who he just had a fight with. He was the perfect boy for his beautiful daughter. He even expected that when that little chap grew up he'd also be a handsome young man. But first, he'd have to acknowledge his daughter would you know with him. However, as a dad he would never let such a thought in his head. Especially, not right now when a couple was trying to kill him.
"Boom!"
The Dragon King shot across the sky as he blast into the canyon. The blow seemed to echo across the skies.
Lie Wei Ying just arrived a second ago, and gulped as he looked up at the couple of cosmic immortals glowing with sunlight around their arms, torso, and eyes. Apparently, not only were they stronger than him, they had more cosmic body parts.
"System, what are the chances of me beating these two cosmic immortals," He asked.
The system, who was working on a new area in the OP world brushed it off. "Hmph, immortals, you've already taken care of them before."
The system was so focused he didn't hear the word cosmic! Lie Wei Ying rushed forward brashly and with confidence. However, the closer he got the more he realized he couldn't sense the two men floating in the sky. It was like they were in another universe!
"Hey, young lad, what brings you to these parts," Miss Ai said. She looked at the boy who oddly enough had two large cosmic god blades in his hands. She had heard of such swords but for the life of her she couldn't' remember right now.
Lie Wei Ying suddenly felt the urge to lie. He really wanted to tell them something like he thought they were his two enemies, and he must leave now.
However, for his father-in-law to be down there, the one whose daughter he probably wouldn't marry for an extremely long time, and the guy who was coughing out a mix of dust and blood at this moment he decided to tell the truth.
"I'm here to stop you two!"
Lie Wei Ying smirked. It was the bravest thing he could ever remember doing.
However, the next moment the two men in front of him seemed to disappear.
"You're too young to do that little lad."
Blue Fire Hua said as his hand ended up in Lie Wei Yings face. "Come back when you're a little older." Blue Fire Hua thrust his hand down as a intense heat pervaded Lie Wei Ying's body. It was the heat of the cosmic immortal! Blue Fire's body seemed like the sun as he latched his fingers into Lie Wei Ying's skin. Then, of course, there was the famous face grab and throw that sent Lie Wei Ying flying towards a distant mountain.
"Boom!"
A very hurt Dragon King scrambled to his feet as a dragon seemed to spread from where his human body once was.
In one of his many dragon hands was the chrysalis bomb. He sort of waved up towards the sky, and bravely prepared to activate it.
At the same time, Yu Yan appeared glowing with a red fury. She lashed out with a pair of huge [to die for lobster claws]. She instantly struck at the backs of the cosmic immortals.
"No one could harm my man!"
