1 And The Story Begins...

Tsukibana Akira was the not an ordinary salaryman. Akira was a genius, but the reason he was working long overtime hours was because he was lazy, and lazy people simply did not flourish in Japan, no matter how smart you were. He was so lazy in fact, he often didn't turn on the turning signal when driving. Who would've thought that this laziness would've caused a fatal accident? The answer of course, was everyone. Even he wasn't surprised when he found himself in an ethereal body, he was however, surprised to see God in front of him.

"You are God, I assume?" Akira asked in an interested voice. "Yes, I am God." the mystical being replied." "Pity, I didn't believe in God. Are you here to laugh at me while you send me to hell?" Akira was slightly scared now. "Nope, I am here to reincarnate you. You get to choose which world to reincarnate to, and you even get 3 wishes!" God replied enthusiastically. "Nope, nope, nope, and nope! I'm definitely not going back to life, it's such a bother! Can I go to heaven instead?" Akira asked. "Well... you can chose to not reincarnate, but I'm to send you to hell if that's the case." God answered. "Oh... send me to the Overlord universe then; there's no fucking way I'm going to hell." Akira said. Akira had a reason for this: out of the novels he read in his little spare time, he knew that if he grinded his way to level 100, there was no way that anyone else would compare to him power-wise, so it was by far the safest world to go to. "Do you want to be transported to the New World? And what are your wishes?" God asked. "Yes, and for my three wishes: I want overwhelming wealth, but I don't want suspicion about the wealth, I want to be able to hack anything and be able to do it unnoticed, and I want to be able to keep my hacks in the New World." Akira asked in a polite tone, hoping that being nice would help him get these wishes. God laughed, "Do not worry, I promised three wishes, and did not mention anything about restrictions, rest easy, I will grant you these wishes. So, goodbye, I wish you luck in the New World."