Our Adopted Mom is Crazy!

Our Adopted Mother is Crazy At first, we thought she's just a quirky woman who loves to provide unusual things to her children. However, when those stuff starts to function like they seems to be pulled out of a sci-fi or fantasy movie we couldn't help but think that there's something wrong… although there are so many clues, we tried to ignore it. Clue Number 1: Twin Brother: Is it just me or it seems that the size of our house is not proportional? When you look at it outside, it looks small but there are so many rooms inside… Twin Sister: Uh- maybe we're just tiny that we thought certain things were big on our perspective. Clue Number 2: Twin Brother: Wow! What kind of lunch boxes are these? Even though the food were packed since morning they're still hot like they were newly prepared. Twin Sister: Hmm… it must be their heat insulation system. Yep! It's definitely the reason for it. Clue Number 3: Twin Brother: Why do I feel that our bags were so light even though we put a lot of things in it? Twin Sister: ... (I don't want to think of an excuse anymore) ——— Twin Brother: I believe that our adopted Mom is an Alien. Twin Sister: Nonsense! Stop thinking of ridiculous things. Twin Brother: Then, how do you explain those weird stuff? They're definitely alienware, objects that use alien technology. Twin Sister: What alien technology are you talking about? Aliens don't exist! Those things are magical, okay? Our Mom is a mage! Not an alien. Adopted Mother: Both of you… what are you doing? Are you two fighting? Twin Siblings:! Twin Siblings: Nothing! We're not arguing at all. We're practicing a debate. Adopted Mother: Really? ——— This is a story about a woman who dreamed to have twins, a boy and a girl, and fulfilled it by adopting kids... as well as the journey of the twins in discovering the secrets of their adopted mother. Adopted Mother: So, do you have any questions? Twin Brother: Me, me, me, I have a question! Where do you buy those crazy stuff, Mom? Adopted Mother: That's a trade secret. Next question. Twin Sister: Is there any particular reason why you train us for survival skills and gunmanship? Or, is it just for self defense? Adopted Mother: We're preparing for the zombie apocalypse… Twin Brother: ... (whispering) I told you our adopted Mom is crazy. Twin Sister: (whispering) Shut up! Do you think that the orphanage will let a crazy person adopt us?