Proper Conversation

Boros POV:

Now... How do I start the conversation with Itadori? I know him as the protagonist of Jujutsu Kaisen, one of my favorite mangas, but how exactly do I...

[Itadori: Oh, Boros-san your online! I guess your done with school for now.]

[Boros: Yeah, I'm done with school,the first day was... Interesting.]

[Itadori: Relatable, my day was also quite interesting, my teacher is a cool guy and my new classmate is also kinda cool.]

[Boros: Well, I can't say anything about my classmates my teacher is... Quite eccentric? I can't say much yet.]

[Ban, The Undead is online.]

[Sirzechs Lucifer is online.]

[Ban: Oho! looks like I am right on time!]

[Sirzechs: Indeed, i finally finished the damn paperwork.]

[Ban: Looks like you had it rough huh, Sirzechs.]

[Boros: Alright then, enough of the boring talk, i'm curious on this group chat's other functions, let's explore!]

[Itadori: Yeah! I'm curious as well!]

[Sirzechs: You've got my curiosity as well.]

[Ban: what does this button do?]

[Ban has started a video call]

[Boros has joined the video call]

[Sirzechs has joined the video call]

[Itadori has joined the video call]

"Okay, so it's basically like- A MONSTER!!!!" Ban started speaking before screaming as he saw my face, That's a lot of damage to my self-esteem.

"...Really? Am I that ugly?"

Ban chuckled nervously but denied, "Nope, your as handsome as a one-eyed man gets!"

Itadori stifled a chuckle as he turned the camera away from his face for a second.

Sirzechs smile twitched a bit before he spoke, "I've never seen a being such as yourself Boros-kun, may I know what you are? I am a devil myself."

"Yeah, that much is obvious, and i'm quite literally an alien." I responded to him, i'm not sure why some fanfiction authors hate him but we don't do that here. (Minor 4th wall break let it slide this once plz.)

"Woah, Sirzechs-san is a devil?! DON'T STEAL MY SOUL PLEASE!!!!" Itadori has too much energy, I'm jealous.

"We don't do that anymore... But there are... Exceptions..." Sirzechs said mysteriously as he laughed silently, further scaring Yuji.

"While you three were talking happily, I messed around a bit and discovered some functions, on the left corner there is a backpack icon, an inventory, or something like that where we can store items, pretty neat huh?" Ban spoke suddenly with a smile, as he yawned.

"Oh, your right! I can effectively hide my snacks and other... Things now!" Yuji said with stars in his eyes, not sure how that's possible but we'll ignore it for now.

"Yeah, what he said." I agreed with Yuji since he spoke straight facts.

"Right below that is an exclamation mark, I suppose those are the rules?" Sirzechs spoke as he rubbed his chin and pressed the exclamation mark.

"Indeed, it's the rules want me to read it out for you guys?" Sirzechs crossed his arms and questioned the others, "Sure, why not?" Boros responded.

"Alright then, "Welcome to the 'Normal' Group Chat, this is the rules section.

Rule 1: harming the members of the group chat Is strictly forbidden and the offender will be harshly punished, the punishment can be as harsh as immediate death, accidents will be forgiven, and injuries acquired during friendly sparring do not count.

Rule 2: ignoring the tasks given out by the "system" is forbidden, and can get you kicked out of the group chat. However, the system will never give out tasks that are above the capabilities of the members.

Rule 3: Do not reveal the existence of the group chat to non-members, accidents will be forgiven.

Rule 4: Have fun.

That's about it, the rules aren't too strict and are quite simple, I'm liking this." Sirzechs finished, "Well, that much shoulda been obvious, but it is whatever, I wonder when are we going to get our tasks, I'm getting curious~" Ban voiced out his thoughts, followed by Yuji "How exciting! I completely agree with Ban-san, and I'm also curious, and I'm also curious on what the rewards will be! Maybe..." Yuji didn't finish his sentence as he seemed to be in dreamland or something similar,

Well if anything, I'm also getting quite curious the tasks will never be far above our capabilities... I'm liking this group chat, the rules aren't too demanding,

And everything is good for now, plus that free inventory section, really good.

"Well, I don't know about you guys but, I'm probably gonna go out and get some snacks, and drinks, talk to you guys later."

"Uh uh, see ya later Boris, can you get some snacks for me too? I'll explore this a bit more to see if we can send items."

"Ban-san, it's Boros, and bye-bye Boros-san."

"Goodbye, Boros-kun, make sure not to eat too much snacks."

...this puts a smile on my face, if only my precious life... Nevermind.

I left the call as I sighed, I got out of my coach and put on my shoes, and got a credit card that was conveniently laying on the table with a piece of paper that had what I assumed to be the pin code, the credit card had my name and all that, i'll have to check my balance later, would be embarrassing if it was empty.

I walked out of my house and locked the door as I stepped onto the street, there were lot of people on the streets actually mostly in formal suits, guess they are returning from work.

Walking along the streets in the evening was, quite refreshing to be honest, it's kind of weird but yeah, I also saw some people with mutant quirks, quite astonishing, and having a mutant quirk is actually, not good for those with anxiety since most people would stare at you long and hard, they got no tact at all. I'vebeen in this world for a little more than 9-10 hours and people be looking at me like I'm some sort of a mob boss.

Anyways, during this little monologue, I finally made it to a supermarket, which had an ATM, lucky me, I jogged to the ATM first and checked my balance.

50,000,000 Yen, God damn, that is the best thing I've seen today.

I went into the store, and grabbed some snacks... Okay maybe a bit more but that's beside the point, then I proceeded to get 2 Litres of coke, which is just perfect.

I walked up to the cashier who seemed to be squirming and sweating, and also avoiding my eye.

I gently placed what I had on the counter as he scanned all of them, being quite stiff while doing so, "Do you take credit cards?" I questioned him, "Y-y-yes sir w-w-we do" he responded nervously, I just nodded and handed him my card, he hesitantly grabbed the card and swiped it, I grabbed all my snacks and drinks and put them in a plastic bag which was actually free, surprised Is what I am.

I walked out calmly, and started heading home, not much after I passed by an alleyway, before I heard a kid crying, the heck? Without hesitating I walked in the alley.

"This is some sketchy and cliche anime shit, but whatever."