1 We've Been Isekai'd

Author Note.

Let me put this out there right now in case you didn't read the synopsis for some reason.

THIS IS NOT A HAREM.... or maybe it will be, who knows?

But for now, I've learned from my other book that I'm not good at writing them and most harems feel very forced if you don't know what you're doing or have a good enough reason to make them.

The first 2 or 3 arcs will be short with the first arc only being 4 chapters. This book will be released arc by arc.

Turn off your brain and read. If I see and hateful comments/reviews I will delete them cuz I don't feel like dealing with that shit, so if you decide to drop this from your library and stop reading, you don't need to tell me, just leave.

Finally, there is a lot of info in this chapter so if you want to know what's happening, then don't just skim read anything.

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"So let me get this straight. A bomb went off at our work, and we were the only ones who died?" A young African-American man said to a woman who could only be described as perfect "There was one other person who perished but other than that, you correct Ryan." She replied. "Ugh, I can't believe I died in a Walmart." Another young African-American man with lighter skin said. "Believe it Tyler." She said with a gentle smile.

"So what now, if we are dead then why are we here?" The African-American man now identified as Ryan asked the woman, completely disregarding the fact that a third person died with them but wasn't here. The lighter-skinned man now known as Tyler also looked at the woman, but unlike his friend, Tyler had an idea of what was going to happen.

(A/N. The third person will be introduced later in the story. And before you ask, he won't be some super overpowered villain... well he won't be a villain)

You see, both Ryan and Tyler were mild otaku. They weren't so hardcore as to buy figurines and sit in their rooms all day and read manga and watch anime but they did enjoy the media itself. That being said, Tyler was a bit deeper into the otaku culture than Ryan. Tyler had read many isekai books and fan-fiction about this exact situation and he knew it could either be a blessing or a curse. So when Ryan asked his question he hoped this woman wasn't just some ROB messing with the lives of these two unfortunate souls.

"My name is Selena I am the Goddess that created and manages the omniverse and I need your help. You see, throughout the omniverse, there are universes that are on the path of destruction, and I would go fix them myself but I can't leave the nexus point we are currently in, because if I do all of reality as you know it will be annihilated. That is why throughout millennia I have chosen apostles to go to these places and fix what I cannot." (A/N. The BS is strong in this fan-fic, but I gotta get them Isekai'd somehow.)

"So you chose us as your new apostles?" Ryan asked. "Yes, but that is only if you agree to be apostles. And before you ask, the reason I choose you two is that you both already have a good amount of knowledge of the worlds you will be going to." Selena replied. "So what happens if we decline your offer to become apostles?" Ryan inquired, he wanted all the information he could get before he made a decision.

"If you decline my offer becoming an apostle, your soul will be put into earth's reincarnation cycle and you will eventually be reborn on earth without any memories of your past life. Should you accept, you will be sent to different worlds/universes like the ones you've seen in fiction, that are either on the path of destruction or the verge of extinction to help them. How you do so is up to you, but as long as you don't actively attempt to destroy these places, you may live your new life however you like and do whatever you want to." She responded to Ryan's question.

"I accept, I will become your apostle," Tyler said. He had already decided to become an apostle when she spoke about going to fictional worlds. Like any other, he had dreamed of being in anime and movie worlds with cool powers and now that he had the chance he was going to take it. Sure he would miss his family and his previous life, but since he was already dead, he couldn't really do anything about it. "Wonderful. What about you Ryan?" The Goddess asked. Ryan looked at his friend and then said: "I'll become one as well."

"Fantastic! Well then let's talk about the abilities and appearance you'll have. You can customize your appearance to your liking and you can each choose 3 wishes. And remember, please be as detailed as possible when it comes to the wishes, if I think they are not powerful enough to complete your job then I will upgrade them to be. So who wants to go first? " Selena asked excitedly.

The guys looked at each other for a second before Ryan stepped forward and said: "I'll go first. For my appearance, just keep it the same as before. I like my body the way it is, I don't need to change it.

Now for my wishes, Number 1, I want the complete Library of heavens path cultivation techniques that Zhang Xuan had by the end of the book.

Number 2, I want all the knowledge of Zhang Xuan's supporting occupations. And finally, I want to save my last wish in case of an emergency."

"That can be done, but I'll need to alter your body to be able to use zhenqi and be able to cultivate without needing the actual library." She said and with a snap of her fingers a golden light surrounded Ryan, and then a wall of information hit him like a truck would hit a Japanese teenager. "oof, wow that's a lot to take in." He said as he staggered a bit from the info dump to his soul. "Okay, now it's your turn Tyler." The Goddess said.

"Okay, for my appearance I would like to keep it relatively the same but I would like to change my eye colour to purple and I would also like to add a few inches to something... if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, can you make my voice sound like the YouTuber Corpse Husband?" Tyler asked. (A/N. If you don't know what Corpse Husband sounds like then go to his channel and listen to him talk. Then you will understand why I want his voice.)

"As for my wishes, Number 1, I want Arc of Embodiment Magic. This magic will allow me to materialize, and subsequently use to my every whim, anything I can imagine.

Number 2, I want Absolute combat, which means I will have achieved the highest level of combat proficiency in armed and unarmed combat and are capable of performing superhuman/supernatural feats far beyond normal boundaries. Masters of this ability have acquired a state of mental, physical and spiritual balance, making me even capable of defeating enemies with my mere presence alone. My combat skills should be completely unmatched by anyone who came before or will come afterwards, making me one of the most powerful opponents and a force to be reckoned with.

Number 3, I would like Weapon Manipulation. Meaning I can create, summon, shape manipulate and use any kind of weapon with perfect skill, whether pre-modern, modern or even futuristic using a laser, plasma, antimatter or even exotic ammunition/attacks. If it is a weapon or could be improvised as one, I should be completely proficient with it. I should also be able to make weapons out of a piece of myself if I wanted to, whether by using any type of internal energy I have or get in the future or by shaping my own flesh and bone." (A/N. I know some of you may be thinking this is a waste of a wish because Arc of Embodiment can already do most of this but just wait and see why I did this.)

"Easy enough," Selena said as she snapped her fingers once again, and another golden light surrounded Tyler. And just like with Ryan, Tyler got hit with so much info that it caused him to stagger. Mostly it was information about combat and weapons but that wasn't all, he also got the info on how to use his magic.

"And with that, you two are almost ready to go, but first I need to tell you some things that will happen depending on the universe you go to. With each universe you visit, you will be given an identity that will blend you with that world perfectly. Unless you're in a world where you wouldn't need it. For example, if you found yourselves in the walking dead universe after the apocalypse happened, then you wouldn't need a government I.D, but if it was before the apocalypse then you would need one."

"Next let's talk about your ages. Currently, Ryan, you are 20 and Tyler you are 21, but for each world you go to, your ages may change according to the point in time and background." She said. "Hold up, please don't make me a baby, I don't think I could ever handle that kind of humiliation." Tyler pleaded while cringing at the thought of being an infant again.

"Don't worry, your age change won't be that extreme. You would most likely only get a few years older or younger depending on the world. Let's say you went somewhere like the My Hero academia world, you would most likely be de-aged to be the same age as the kids in the school. Would you be in class 1-A? Maybe, but you could also be upperclassmen of theirs or maybe even a teacher. It all depends on what I decide would give you the best benefits to help you with your mission."

"Okay with all the said, I have one more thing to give you two before I send you on your way". The Goddes said as two cell phones appeared in her hands. "These are what I like to call interdimensional phones that will help you on your journey. They can never be broken, stolen or lost, will never die, and will always have a full signal no matter where you are. They are able to expand to the sized of an iPad if you want and of course, go back to its normal size afterwards. These will tell you what your identity is per world you visit and are also connected to the internet on your earth and any earth you visit thereafter. So if you ever go to a world you don't know of, you can research it on these. That being said, you won't be able to post anything on social media or talk to anyone from your previous life."

"Wow, it's just like my actual phone. It has the same password, same background, even the apps are all in the exact same place." Tyler said as he played with his new phone. Ryan was also doing the same with his phone. Tyler's looked like a white Samsung Note10, while Ryan's looked like a gold iPhone 11. (A/N. Do you guys want to see my background? I think you fellow men of culture would like it. Images Here->.)

"Alright, I think it's time I sent you on your way. Your first world will be relatively easy so don't worry too much. Oh, and before I forget, the only numbers programmed on to your phones right now are for each other and my number. You can call or text me anytime if you have questions or concerns but please remember, I am a very busy woman and I may not immediately answer you." She said. "Busy? But you've been giving us this info dump for like an hour? Ryan said skeptically. "It may have felt like an hour to you but in reality, we've only been having this entire conversation for less than a microsecond. ""Whoa"" The guys said at the same time.

"Okay, I'm sending you to your first world now. Try not to get blown up again, and remember, even if you are my apostles and have a job to do, have some fun in your new lives as well, Goodbye." She said as she snapped her fingers one last time. And with that Tyler and Ryan were swept away with a bright flash of light.

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