Orochimaru's Son, The Abomination Nerfed Gamer

What if Orochimaru adopted Naruto for his original nefarious purposes? What if this Naruto had many, many bloodlines due to Orochimaru? AN: I thought to myself "How to I make a over-powered Naruto without pulling too much BS like Kyuubi is a girl and every girl from then on wants to bed Naruto while he somehow gets more powerful each time he has sex due to being the Sex God's reincarnation. I swear to whatever god that is a real thing, anyways, I figured "Lets make Naruto get adopted by Orochimaru and he gets the Gamer ability due to... stuff. Disclaimer: No yaoi, Naruto is the main character.