Virginities & Destination List & Mil-tan's army
"Can you take my virginity?" -Rias
*Thud* The Queen piece fell from his hand.
Rias got up and was about to take off her school uniform, but she was stopped by Issei who's suddenly appeared next to her and grabbed both of her hands.
"Not now," Issei said while shaking his head, then he released her hands and went back to his seat.
"Am I not good enough?" -Rias
"Not at all... Actually, I really want to do it right now." Issei then picked up the Queen piece that had fallen to the ground and continued playing chess with Rias.
"Then, why did you stop me?" -Rias
"Let me ask you first... Is that fire chicken coming here soon?" Issei avoided answering her by asking about Riser instead.
"That's right, I was told about his arrival when you went handing out today's summoning papers." -Rias
"When is it?" -Issei
"Tomorrow after school." -Rias
*Flash* a magic circle appeared in the club room. Rias now understood why Issei stopped her from taking off her school uniform.
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The person who appeared from the magic circle was a silver-haired woman in a maid outfit, Grayfia Lucifuge.
['Out.'] Ddraig said in a tone like a tennis umpire.
'What?' -Issei
['She's not a virgin.'] -Ddraig
'So?' -Issei
['You idiot! That means she's Sirzechs's wife, your future sister-in-law.'] -Ddraig
'Oh... Well, I didn't expect to add her into my harem in the first place.' -Issei
['Why so?'] -Ddraig
'Although we're in an alternative universe, it doesn't change much in this world. My parents weren't at home because they won a world-trip ticket from the lottery.' -Issei
['You're right... Not to mention that the current year of this world has been changed to 2017.'] -Ddraig
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"How do you do? I'm a maid that serves the House of Gremory, Grayfia. Pleased to make your acquaintance." Grayfia bowed toward Issei.
"Same here... My name is Hyoudou Issei, Buchou's Pawn." -Issei
"Issei? So, this person is..." Grayfia turned to Rias.
"Yes, he's Boosted Gear's wielder." -Rias
"Checkmate... I will go back first, Buchou." Issei knew that he shouldn't join the upcoming conversation between Grayfia and Rias, so he decided to go home.
"Alright, see you tomorrow then." -Rias
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After returning home, Issei saw a notification badge showing the number '20', so he opened the text channel to see the chat history.
Furuichi: [Anyone here?]
Yajima: [What is it, Furuichi-kun?]
Furuichi: [Oh, Yajima-san... You see, I want to try the transportation feature, but the Destination List is empty.]
Yajima: [Empty?]
Furuichi: [That's right, I assumed that everyone had to open an app of the transportation feature first.]
Yajima: [Alright, give me a sec.]
Yajima: [How was it?]
Furuichi: [I saw the words 'Fairy Tail' appear on the list.]
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Furuichi: [Now, 'Dragon Ball' also appears on the list.]
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Lucoa: [I just opened the app. You can check it out, Furuichi-kun.]
Furuichi: [Roger that, Lucoa-san.]
After scrolling through the chat history, Issei opened the transportation app and left a message in the text channel saying that his world is now available before entering the training room.
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The next morning, Issei was walking to school along with the girls. Halfway toward Kuoh Academy, they spotted Matsuda and Motohama who looked at Issei angrily.
Both of them position themselves with Issei standing in the middle of them at a fair distance, then they charged toward Issei and prepared to perform Double Lariat.
"Issei, you bastard!!!!" -Matsuda
"Damn you! Dieeeeeeee!!!" -Motohama
*Baam* Issei took the hit without raising his Ki to defend himself since this Double Lariat wouldn't do much damage to him.
"Issei-kun/san!" x3. The girls come to check on him but he just waved his hand telling them that he's fine.
"*Cough* Satisfied?" Issei asked Matsuda and Motohama.
"There's no fucking way I will be satisfied with just that!" Matsuda tried to make Issei unable to move.
"Issei, You bastard! Prepare to be stabbed with One Thousand Years of Death!" Motohama tightly clasped his hands together and extended his middle and index fingers.
"Stop doing stupid things, you two!" -Murayama
"That's right! I don't want to be late!" -Katase
"Ano... I don't know what happened, but please don't use violence to solve the problem." -Asia
Matsuda released Issei while Motohama stopped his Secret Taijutsu Technique after both of them heard the girls' statements, especially Asia's, but they still looked at Issei angrily.
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As everyone walked to school together, Issei told the girls about he set them up with 'Mil-tan'.
"In summary, these two felt this world is unfair to them, so they want me to introduce them to someone... Then I did introduce them to Mil-tan... The end..." -Issei
"We want you to introduce us to a girl you dumb ass! That 'Mil-tan' is similar to those strong guys from a martial arts manga!" -Matsuda
"And yesterday he was wearing Gothic Lolita clothes! Is that some kind of ultimate weapon?!" -Motohama
"Hey hey, at least his heart is a maiden... He's just a girl that was born from a man that has the body of the world's strongest person. You should know that he's-" Issei couldn't finish his words because Matsuda grabbed his collar and shook his body violently.
"Who cares about his heart?! As if I would hook up with a dude!" Matsuda then released Issei and began to recall his nightmare with Motohama.
"Not to mention when I saw his friends! They're all wearing dresses that made them look like an army of 'Mil-tan'!" -Motohama
"We were terrified! We thought we were gonna die, you bastard!" -Matsuda
Murayama and Katase tried to hold their laughter after seeing Matsuda's and Motohama's reactions. As for Asia, she was still wondering why Matsuda and Motohama were so angry after Issei introduced them to a new friend.
However, the Mil-tan's army incident was never mentioned again after that.
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After school, the girls went to their club room normally without knowing that something big was about to happen since Issei didn't plan to tell them anything.
Issei thought it's unnecessary to talk about Rias' problem since he's going to make their engagement become invalid anyway.