1 Prologue
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{{{{{ Somewhere on earth }}}}}
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*Beep Beep Beep*
*Beep Beep Beep*
*Beep Beep Be-* *Thud*
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"Ugh, I hate Monday," said a plain-looking guy after he woke up.
Then he went to take a shower and got dressed. After that, he started playing on his phone for a while until he saw a new notification.
"Ohhh!!, so today is my 30th birthday? Okay then, let's get started." After that, he began to clap his hands and make a wish.
"Dear God, please send me to isekai as my birthday gift."
Every year of this day, his birthday. He always makes a wish like this, and he has been doing it for nine years. Today is the day for him to say it for the 10th time. And he's expected this year the most because he's still a virgin in his 30's.
He found the legend of "The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard" on the internet, that if you can keep your virginity until your 30's, you will become a wizard.
That is why he is so excited today. Once he becomes a wizard, he will be able to use magic while making a wish to have a higher success rate.
Unfortunately, the reality is often disappointing. The legend of the virgin wizard is just a false rumor.
"Sigh, nothing happened again? I have been doing this for a long time. Maybe it is time to stop." That was what he said. Then he began to walk out of his room to go to work.
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While he was walking on the sidewalk, he heard a mysterious sound came from behind him.
*Honk Honk*
"Huh, people in this country usually driving on the left, aren't they? Why does the sound coming from behind? And it is so fucking close." He was curious because the direction he was walking right now was opposite to the driving direction.
He turned around to look for the sound source and found a truck about to hit him.
*Bonk*
Before he could move away, he was hit by that truck. But what surprised him most was there was no one in the driver's seat. The truck's color is white, and its license plate has the word "TRUCK-KUN" on it.
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Before dying, he saw letters on the truck's windshield come with a honking sound.
"Happy Birthday To You."
He's gathering his strength and say the last word.
"Thank you, God."
And then he died.
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*Beep Beep Beep* ["If you don't get up, I'll kill you!"]
*Beep Beep Beep* ["I'm going to rip you apart if you don't wake up!"]
*Beep Beep Beep* ["Wake up or-"] *Thud*
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"Man, I'm sleepy!" Said the boy around 17's.
After opening his eyes, he saw a girl holding a chainsaw in her hand appear inside his alarm clock, which makes him said, "I had some weird dreams thanks to this."
"Dream?" Before he could think about the dream he had, he felt like his head was about to explode.
"Ouch!" He's held his head in pain. After a while, the pain disappeared, and then he gained a new memory.
The pain disappeared slowly after a while, and then he began to sort all information from his newest memory.
"Hmm, this memory seems to contain anime, manga, novels, and many other things, except for those related to the former owner of this memory."
"Nah, never mind. Why bother to find out who is the owner when you are living your new life right now?"
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Then he gets up and walks to the mirror to look at himself.
He began to imagine the Jojo scene as he walking closer.
["Oh? You're Approaching Me?"]
"I can't look at myself without getting closer."
["Oh ho! Then come as close as you like."]
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"Nah, It's not gonna happen." He came back to reality when he arrived in front of the mirror and began to look at his new look.
- High school student of average height
- Spiky brown hair, with two short locks of hair behind his head
- Light brown eyes
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After knowing who he is, he said, "So, the current 'me' is really the guy from that anime. I'm not sure about laugh or cry. Dam-"
Before he could say anything else, he heard a sound in his head, which made him stop.
*DING*
Then he saw a screen with a blue background appear in front of him.
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[Do you wish to join the Dimensional Chat Group?]
[YES!] [YES!] [YES!] [YES!] .... [YES!]
[*NOTICE* Every choice are the same]
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"Ah shit, here we go again." That was what he said after he saw the first line on this screen.
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'I'm familiar with this plot.' From his memory, he had read some novels that have a plot like this. And then he started to mumbling a lot of nonsense while reading the screen.
"Nani!? All of them are [YES!] buttons?"
"And why the last [YES!] is far from other choices? Is it going to ["Ora Ora"] me with its right and left fists?"
"If all of them are the same, then why not just only have one [YES!] button in the first place."
Even though he spouts a lot of nonsense, he still pressed the last [YES!] button.
*DING*
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[Congratulations you are now the admin of this "Dimensional Chat Group"!!]
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"Yosshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" He started screaming with excitement after he saw this message.
Then he began to imitate Luffy's speech by saying.
"I'm going to become the Harem King!"
Just thinking about being surrounded by a group of beautiful women made him grinning with a perverted face.
*DING*
Alas, the same annoying sound forced him back to reality.
Then he saw the content on the screen has changed.
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[*NOTICE* Currently, you are the only member of the group.
To gain new members, You need to finish [Tutorial quest: Invite].
You can see the quest detail in the quest function inside the chat room.
Say or think the word"Dimensional Chat Room" to access the chat room.]
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"YOSH!! Let's start the path of harem king now. Dimensional Chat Room!" After he said that, the screen showed up and ask for his confirmation.
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[Do you want to enter the chat room?]
. [YES!] [NO!]
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*DING*
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[Successfully entered the chat room.
The screen will begin to change into a chat room.
*Notice* This screen will show the first time.]
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After the screen turned into a chat room, he saw a chat log that made his left eye twitch.
['Oppai Dragon' is online!]
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Author's note:
For the newcomer or those who re-read it.
- This Issei is already a reincarnated devil, and he woke up the day after he was killed by Raynare (DxD anime ss1 ep1 around 13th-14th minute) in this novel.
