24 Chapter 22

{[Last Time In Hero's Harem]}

"Above the building!" Genos shouted as he immediately rushed out the door and up the stairwell.

"I wonder what it is." Mosquito Girl pondered as she and the others all ran up to the roof, with Saitama grabbing the takoyaki on the way. When they arrived, they saw what looked to be a strange balloon floating in the sky.

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"What is that?" Beast Queen asked as she shielded her eyes from the sun.

"I am detecting two life signs." Genos stated, his arm raised to unleash a fireball at it. "I should be able to destroy whatever it is with one shot." He began charging his weapon, only for the balloon to suddenly start flying around in circles. "Has it sensed my attack?!"

"I don't know, but I think it's shrinking." Mosquito Girl stated, their heads swiveling around to keep track of it. When it finally stopped shrinking, they saw that it looked like a small human.

"It's a kid?!" Beast Queen yelped as Saitama moved to keep himself under it, arms held out as he moved back and forth.

"Wait! That kid looks...familiar?" the Subterranean Queen said, her three eyes squinted as the kid fell towards them all, it's screaming hitting their ears. Saitama took one final step to the left, placing him right under the kid and catching them in his arms. When they finally saw them up close...

"...I'm home." a disguised Vaccine Girl groaned, her eyes unfocused and drool dripping from her lips.

"Hi." Saitama greeted calmly, gaining Vaccine Girl's attention. When she finally stopped seeing double, she saw that she was being carried in his arms bridal style, sending a blush up her face.

"Uh...hi?" she squeeked up at him before turning to glare at the snickering monsters nearby. "Shut up and get me a rope!" she growled.

"Why do you ne-eed a rope?" Beast Queen chuckled alongside Sub Queen and Mosquito Girl. All laughter stopped when a gurgling noise came from Vaccine Girl.

"Because until this little bastard digests, I need a tether!" she moaned as she lifted her shirt, showing something poking at her flat stomach from the inside.

"Bitten off more than you can chew again?" the Subterranean Queen joked, causing Beast Queen to clamp her mouth shut as she fell to her knees.

"SHUT UP! IT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL!" she roared.

"I can't believe the video you showed us were true!" Mosquito Girl chortled as she hugged herself.

"What exactly happened?" Genos asked.

"I went out for another walk, and..."

-Earlier-

Vaccine Girl, back in disguise, had decided to try and test out what little strength she'd gathered.

"Okay. I can do this." she whispered to herself from within an alleyway. She looked to make sure no humans were coming before taking a few deep breaths and closing her eyes. Nothing happened at first before a strange aura slowly began enveloping her form. A moment later, her feet left the ground as her body lifted into the air. She cracked an eye open, then nearly hollered in joy at seeing her body float.

"Yes!" she whispered to herself after her feet touched back down to the ground. "A little more strength and I'll be able to actually move around instead of just floating a few inches off the ground!" She took a deep breath before letting out a long sigh of relief, then blinked before sniffing the air. "What's that smell?" she asked herself as she walked towards the exit of the alley. "Whatever it is, it smells foul! Almost...toxic?

She stopped when someone stumbled into view, seemingly coughing and gagging on nothing. They kept coughing even as they dropped to their knees before falling over unconscious. She stared down at the human before her ears picked up on more coughing. She peeked out of the alley to see other people all stumbling around and coughing, some even going so far as to clutch at their chests.

'What's going on here? They're all collapsing.' she thought before her eyes widened and she cast her gaze skyward. 'It must be that smell! What's causing this?!' She quickly made sure her disguise was in place before running out into the street and following the smell. 'I gotta find it, and fast!' She ran as fast as she could, which was faster than she thought, before she noticed the air getting a little hazier. "Must be close!" she said to herself before she heard a commotion coming from further up.

"THERE IT IS!"

"CATCH IT!"

"HOW?! IT'S TOO FAST!"

"CAN IT EVEN BE CAUGHT?!"

She watched as men dressed in hazmat suits were running around in circles, their eyes to the sky as they swung nets and other capturing devices above their heads. She turned her gaze up to see something no bigger than her fist zipping and darting around the area, a heavy fog spilling out every now and then.

"What is that? Some kind of smog fairy or something?" she whispered to herself as she watched the chaos unfold.

"Where's a Hero when you need one?!" she heard one of them men grunt as he swung his net, missing it by a mile.

"The Heroes that were here are being taken to the hospital!" griped another before a net came over his head. "HEY!"

"Sorry!" another apologized before the both of them were knocked off their feet when the little monster whizzed under them. Both of them shook their heads as they got to their feet, one of whom was facing Vaccine Girl's direction.

"AH SHIT! IT'S THE ROLY POLY VORE GIRL!" he shrieked, causing the others to all turn and panic at the sight of her, thinking she might eat one of them.

"THAT'S NOT MY NAME!" she barked in anger. "DO I LOOK LIKE A ROLY-"

Her ranting was cut off as the little smog monster swished by another group of hazmat men, speeding right towards Vaccine Girl-

SMACK!

-smacking right into her mouth-

GULP!

-and finally, down her throat.

"Holy crap. She ate it!" a hazmat man said in stunned shock as Vaccine Girl coughed.

"W-*cough*-What just happened?!" she gasped out before her whole body began jerking around. "Whoa! Hey! What's going on he-"

FWOOMP!

The group of hazmat men all stared as Vaccine Girl's stomach suddenly ballooned up, slowly lifting her off the ground.

"Oh come on! Not agaURRRRPP!" she began protesting before being violently flung into a wall. Hard.

"Ouch. That had to hurt." one of the men commented as Vaccine Girl returned to her normal size, her form wobbling on it's feet as she shook her head.

"I gotta get out of-"

FWOOMP!

"FUCK!" cursed Vaccine Girl as she bloated up once again. "The others are never gonna let me live this doUUUURRRPPP!"

"Is it wrong that I actually feel sorry for the little monster?" one of the men asked as they watched Vaccine Girl's form fly around and out of sight.

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