1 Shitty life but others have worse

(MC and Family and friends speak French since they live in Monaco (He is not rich tough))

Mom: Why are you insolent !? I can't know what they did to you in Kinshazaville (False city in the democratic republic of Congo.)

MC: "I didn't do anything wrong I speak normally and you tell me I'm insolent!"

(That's too weird ever since I've been in this city my mother thinks I am possessed by some demons or shit even though it's that ILLITERATE BITCH who wanted ME to go there to meet my cousins and aunts and uncles.

It's true that I saw a Satanist place there in the car my uncle told me to watch the opposite and so I did.

Well, I can't speak like that of my mom, besides it's true that liked the trip but NO Wi-Fi was HELL!! I still thank my old self that downloaded Haiyore! Nyaruko-san episodes and other anime as well but there was OFTEN NO ELECTRICITY so I had nothing to do and I could not leave the residence without someone by fear since it's quite poor and Christians Freaks, thieves, Gang members etc. are here (AN: I saw them in real life), and with my clothes and face they can understand that I am healthy and you know what can happen. But I don't believe in Gods, demons, even though I want to but I accumulated knowledge and cannot dream anymore.)

sad.

SAD!

TOO SAD!

I WANT TO LEAVE THIS WORLD IN RUINS!!!

IF GOD EXIST THEN LISTEN!!!!!

I WANT TO REINCARNATE INTO ANOTHER WORLD WITH A CHEAT!!!

I WANT TO HAVE GIRLS!!!! WHY DOES SHITTY DENSE YUUKI RITO, ISSEI HYOUDOU, AYATO, LUX ARCADIA, TOUJOU BASARA, KISARAGI AYATO HAVE LIVES LIKE THAT AND NOT ME FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!!!!!

I WANT TO DESTROY MY ENEMIES WITH MY OWN HANDS NOT IN A GAME!!!!!

I WANT TO BECOME A TRUE GOD MYSELF!!!!

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(Well, I don't think my wish will be granted. I didn't dare to say it loud I just screamed in my head.

*sigh* I wish I can leave this world.)

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4 Days Later, 18 March 2019, Monaco

*UOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRGGG*

A loud noise was heard along with a scream that could Freeze your spine from fear.

The scream lasted for 1 minute but to the young man, it was a LOT longer.

The boy just by having is body destroy from the inside like there was something that ate him from the insides and he died from soul pain only and suffered severe soul damages.

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???: Come, Say your wish, I'll give you 9 wishes.

Ask for anything.

MC: WTF, Is that true I thought I died!

???: I killed you, to send you to another world.

MC:( If it's a prank on TV then that will be embarrassing, but I'm gonna act like it's true just in case)

???: It's not.

MC: What?

???: It's not a prank on TV and yes I can hear thoughts

MC: Oh, OK. Well, I want the power to create skills and use them right away.

???: That's too OP. You can create the base and upgrade them by using them

MC: Ok, then I want to be born in My Hero Academia on the 20th September I don't remember what year It is so 3 Days before Momo's birth since she's born on the 23.

???: Granted. And?

MC: A funny-serious system.

???: A funny system that becomes serious when needed okay if you said just funny it would say jokes even when you're dying so it's a good choice. Granted, what else?

??? 2: YO!

MC: WOW SHIT! You're there already!

??? 2: YEAH AND I WANT A NAME.

MC: Kevin...

(Redneck name like some who do shitty car tuning like that: https://devenirbeauf-83.webself.net/file/si421819/725995-057c18a7aa45c33e496f498fd98c38b8-fi6740918x370.jpg

With this face https://manwillbeman.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/footeuxbeauf.jpg

Sad life)

??? 2: WTF? ARE YOU DUMB? DO YOU WANNA DIE? I'M A GIRL.

MC: *shocked face* W-Wow S-Sorry I don't know. Err.....K-K-Korra? *gulp*

(Scaaaaarrryy!!!)

Korra: Hmph! Well, I guess that's good. *Hime-Sama tone* (Like Saki To Love-Ru)

MC: O-Ok. (WOW) W-Well I want the best Dragon Bloodline!

???: No, I have it.

MC: You're a dragon?

???: You can't tell because you're too weak and my scales have a color you can't see even with you're a soul. I must restrain myself just to speak to you.

MC: I want the second best Dragon bloodline.

???: Granted. Seiryuu is dead. You can have his bloodline.

(A blue string enters the navel of MC)

You can now sense me.

MC:*soul sweating bullet* Y-Y-Y-You A-Are SH-SHENRON!!!

???: No, I'm TRUE GOD SHENRON!! I ascended.

MC: Can't believe I'm talking to you!

Korra: Hmph! I expected nothing less from my creator.

Shenron: What else?

MC: I want to not have any racial weakness and changes race at will!

Shenron: Then I'll give you a God Slime Bloodline. Wait for it I'll ask Rimuru-san.

MC: You mean Rimuru Tempest The strongest Slime that can steal power from things he eats.

Shenron: Yes, he is on par with my strength by the way. Oh, there he is.

(A beautiful blue-haired humanoid shows up there is no imperfection, more like it's too perfect MC start feeling dizzy and stop watching Rimuru as he can die just by seeing him.)

Rimuru: Are you the huma-No dragon that needs me?

MC: *nod nod*

Rimuru: Here you go and bonus you can change you have the same power as I had when arrive in "that" world. Farewell.

MC: I wanted to talk more since I wanted to know what will happen next in the manga and anime. (He didn't read the novel)

Shenron: There is a problem!

MC: What?

Shenron: Because of his power being transferred to you I can't give you your remaining wishes for now. Only one remaining and you'll need to wait for the other. You need to wait for some years to have your next wishes. Hurry up here is your new body!

MC: Wha?! Can't see anything!

Shenron: HURRY UP THE SPACE BARRIER IS COLLAPSING!!!!!!

MC: I WANT THE PLOT ARMOR!!!!!

*explosion and space quake noises*

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Shenron: That damn monster just by entering my barrier he destroyed it!

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MC: Where am I?

???: He's out !! Miss here is your son...

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In the next chapter: Rich, Sister, Neighbors!!!

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PLZ IT's my first time so give me advice