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Chapter 33 - Thicc Plot!

It was currently nighttime. Mai, who was forced to do some extra chores within the head maid's surveillance, has already fulfilled all of her assignments. She attained them not only because of what transpired with the television, but also because all of her bribery with other maids to do all of her past duties got found out.

Well, it takes them one month to learn about it, so it could still be called an accomplishment.

She even got a small number of incident points because of that. What the heck.

It's a good thing that her current black-haired identity as a Vigilant Yaksha hasn't been exposed to the public by the heroes yet.

Also, Eri came back from school when Mai was still doing her duties and wanted to play with her. But Eri got hold by Overhaul from ever commending it and he told her the reason why. While that happened, his eyes were gazing at Mai, as if they were smirking, laughing at her misery.

He made Mai as a maid because he was jealous of her closeness with Eri, but he didn't want to separate them both either as she was Eri's important friend. He wants to make her suffer a little bit by making her a servant. He didn't inspect himself because he thought that his subordinates would do it. But how incompetent are they to realize that she didn't work at all just now? Not days ago?

When Overhaul finally turned his back on Mai, she just stared at his electronic arms as if they were emergency foods, sending chills to Overhaul's spine without him knowing why.

Again, now that she's done her tasks and gained her freedom back, Mai immediately went toward her bedroom after she had her dinner. She could just force her way through, but she didn't. Just like what a certain uncle said, 'With great power, comes great responsibility.'

...

Nevermind, that was actually just some bullshit she had found. Only dum dum people would've believed in that, and Mai self-proclaimed herself as a very intelegetical person.

Back to the topic, in this house, even maids have their own private room. Even though she didn't want to acknowledge it, but mad respect to Overhaul, the owner.

After laying herself in comfort on top of her bed, Mai immediately went to sleep after she changed into her pajamas as she planned to wake up super early tomorrow. Well, she actually felt that she didn't any sleep, perhaps because of her mysterious race. But she still does it anyway because sleeping is one of the greatest enjoyment in life. It's just that many people think so little of it as they did it numerous times already.

So, anyway...

Zzzzz...

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*Wakey Wakey its time for scoo~ Wakey Wakey its time for scoo~*

An alarm went out at 2 O'clock. But Mai didn't wake up yet even when it continued to ring for over 1 minute, as she dreamed about winning against ZUN in drinking beers.

[Host! Host! Host! Host! Host!]

Seeing its host still sleeping like a log, the system decided that it's time for it to step in. Well, its host said she wanted to try to wake up using her phone alarm for once. That's the reason as to why the system stayed silent when the designated time came.

Yup, most of the time, when she wanted to get up early, Mai needed the system to assist her out. This has become a habit for years now. It was too inconvenient to not be done. Once, Mai asked the system to hibernate itself off, but then, when she asked what it felt like, the system answered that it felt like death. So the system never does that again, and is always online 24 hours a day.

Mai then thought of opening up her status screen and it immediately appeared in her view.

•Name: Mai Waifu

•Race: Human?¿

•Estimate Level: 99 (MAX!)

Hp: 30.300/30.300

Mp: 30.300/30.300

Physique: 1000

Magic: 5.000

Agility: 4.500

Luck: 10.500

Attributes Point: 3.030 -> 3.200 (Locked!)

Incident Point: 29.570.000

-> 29.571.000

Gacha ticket: 0

•Abilities:

(Manipulation of Emotion)

(Manipulation of Unconscious Mind)

(Infinite Inventory)

(Eidetic Memory)

(Reincarnation)

(Summon ZUN's Trumpet)

(Advance Elemental Magic)(199/200)

(Advance Weapon Mastery)(155/200)

{Click here to see more!}

Feeling satisfied by just looking at numbers, she subsequently opened the System Shop and bought the items that she had been considering buying for a few weeks. Looking at the inventory tabs beside the Shop one, two previously empty boxes were now filled with things.

[Koishi Komeiji's Outfit]

Grade: Ancient

Durability: {Click here to see the stats!}

Effect:

-Agility +150%

-Mp +50%

-Magic +50%

Price:12.521.000 Incident Points

[Koishi Komeiji's Third Eye]

Grade: Ancient

Durability: {Click here...}

Effect:

-Agility +100%

-Hp +50%

-Mp +50%

-Item skill: (Float, not through reality)

Price:16.920.000 Incident Points

[Incident Point: 29.571.000 -> 130.000]

'Yup, in the world of kung fu, speed, defines the winner!' Mai reckoned to herself. As a Touhou fan, she truly loves her agility stats. Moreover, Koishi's outfit is her second-most favorite costume from the Touhou series.

She could only afford those two from Koishi Komeiji's set. Koishi's hat is expensive as heck to a point that Mai still couldn't buy it even if she didn't purchase the previous two items. So she'll just make do with just those two for now.

As for weapons, those magic-affiliated ones also costed so many points. Mai too felt that she didn't need any physical weapon as she had low physique stats, but she still scrolls down the low-budget items anyway to see if there's something else that she desired. At last, her eyes caught sight of a particular product.

[Sakuya Izayoi's Throwing Knife]

Grade: Uncommon

Durability: {Cl...}

Effect:

-Item skill: (Homing Knife)

Price:1.000 Incident Points

And thus...

*Ding!*

[Incident Point: 130.000 » 0]

'Fuh...' Mai felt her heart ached. But looking at her inventory, the feeling was gone and shifted into one of excitement instead. Even though it didn't show on her face.

[Host, you're done shopping, right? So, what did it cost?]

Even though she didn't know why it asked, Mai had a solemn expressionless look as she answered the system's inquiry.

"...Everything."

[*Clapping sounds*]

She then walks to the window, before she instantly changes her pajamas into her new outfit.

A closed, blue-purplish eyeball is positioned over her heart, with cords wrapped around her torso and attached to each of her ankles. She wears a yellow shirt with diamond-like blue buttons and a dark green collar. The skirt is also green with a faint flowery pattern, but it's lighter. She also wore black socks.

Looking down at herself, she felt pretty good. All that'd left is the demon mask on her face.

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Friendship ended with Marisa's outfit. Now, Koishi's outfit is Mai new best friend. Huh?

But still, even though she only use it for a small amount of duration, Mai somehow felt that Marisa's outfit that she owned wouldn't be a waste. It might be the so-called girl's intuition or something.

Following that, she activated her Subconsciousness ability before she then jumped through the window. But this time, she didn't fall down. Newton would've been shocked out of his mind if he saw her condition right now. Yup, she's floating in the air.

Moving toward a direction by only thinking of it, her next destination would be the U.S.J. building. Its exact location can be accessed using Coocle Map. Yeah, she has finally got the incident's name right.

'I wonder if I should leave down a letter... Well, nevermind. I would be back whether the U.S.J. incident happened today or not. So it should be fine, right?' Contemplate Mai to herself.

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Meanwhile in the Katsuki household...

"AAARGGHH!!!" Katsuki angrily shouted as he woke up from her sleep. He dreamed about the event where he loses to Mai, and her staring at him with an incredibly smug face.

"IT'S THAT WOMAN AGAIN!!!" Katsuki Bakugou is always on the top among his peerages. But at that time, not only he lost against someone his age, but she even deliberately targeted and humiliated him on top of that. His blood pressure rises whenever he thinks of her.

"PEACE IS NEVER AN OPTION!!!" His family has been avoiding him these days. They always had a scared and stiff face whenever he was near their vicinity. Not only that, he even sometimes grasped a kitchen knife even when he had no memories of picking it up. He thinks that it's all because of Mai. All of these anomalies occurred after his confrontation with her.

"JUST YOU WAIT!!! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BECOME THE NUMBER ONE HERO!!!" His resentment has somehow risen to the maximum level. Nothing can stop his hatred now. He even thinks that All Might was incompetent for not being able to capture the infamous Vigilant Yaksha after all these years.

"HAHAHAHA!!!"

( o╹ ᴗ ╹ o)

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"Hehe~! So, it has started, huh..."

Inside the highest structure in Musutafu City, exactly the topmost level, a young bespectacled man mumbled as he continued to drink a can of beer. Well, at least he tried to.

"I wonder how ZUN got addicted to this? It's merely so-so!" Said the young man. Well, everyone's taste is different, and he also acknowledged it.

If Mai was here, he would recognize the young man as the student council president from her elementary school. But in fact, his current features were merely a disguise. If someone could look past through his illusion, they would discern him as a beautiful boy that could have been easily mistaken as a girl.

The boy wore a beret with a brim and a yellow club on top of it. He has a small red-colored heart below his right eye. His most distinctive features are his eyes, for they are multi-colored. Despite the fact of his eyes being multi-color, his right pupil has a diamond shape and his left a spade shape on it. He wears a red hoodie with a chartreuse shirt and typical blue shorts, accentuating the fact that he is only a boy. The boy appears to have all the symbols of a deck of cards on him.

Yup, he was the God of Game, Tet. Emphasis on 'was', as his crown already got snatched by a certain pair of siblings. After he lost his authority, he wandered around the universe and eventually came to Earth. That's where he found his most favorites game, Touhou. It's all started merely because he loses on his first try on lunatic difficulty, and that alone already made him a hardcore Touhou fan.

"But still, to think a 'Determined' person appeared this world... That fox Toby must prepare to state his reason for this!"

Even though immeasurable amounts of gods dwelled on Earth, the planet itself hasn't burst into pieces. Why? Because there are rules and standards even among gods. And this particular event breaks that rules because Toby, the so-called creator of 'Undertale', was prohibited from using his 'Determination transferred machine' in the previous god's gathering. As for ZUN transferring Mai into another world, he already got his permission.

Anyway, as for why Tet's here, it was because he's currently in a task given by ZUN to watch over Mai in her first world. Of course, he'll get something in exchange from doing it.

"Hehehe~! That brat ZUN better kept his promise after this is over!" They both were already close enough to curse at each other on daily basis, so this sentence over here is normal.

"Well, observing that girl from afar like this really brings back old memories..." As he sat down on his balcony, from the corner of his eyes, Tet caught the sight of Mai, who was currently floating like a spooky ghost in the dark night sky. Recalling her kind of bizarre adventure, a playful smile emerged on his face.

"Yeah, interesting... She really is interesting..."

Yup, I'm in the wrong here... No excuse whatsoever...

*Doing dogeza!*

Sorry for the wait! I know how you guys felt! So... Yeah...

Nevermind, it's all because of Counter:Side!!!

'Wow, that was some zero stars out of five stars excuse right there... How shameless!'

Yeah, the author is shameless! So what?

Anyway, I apologize again for the long wait. May my couch potatoness stay away from my personality! Banzai!

(Ps: I wonder if this is just too much... Anyway, just let it become a mayhem!)

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