The Hero
It was a normal boring day until an explosion was heard in City A, people were running screaming. In the middle of the explosion, there was a purple monster it jumped and it shot explosive light balls into the city. "Who's available?" said a worker in HA (Hero association)
"Smile Man and Lighting Max are on their way," said another worker. Back to the monster: there was a child "daddy! Mommy!" she cried, the purple monster saw her he walked towards her and tried grabbing with his giant hand twice as big as her body, a yellow-red white blur got the girl before the monster grabbed her
"you're a fast one," said the purple monster "who are you," said the purple monster. The guy rotated to the monster with a boring look "I'm an average human who's a hero for fun" said the bald guy
"What kind, of half-assed backstory, is that?" said the purple monster
"I was formed from the constant streaming of pollution with which you humans have suffused the earth"
"I'm Vaccine man, The earth is a single living organism. You, humans, are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria eating away at her life-force. In order to obliterate humans and their evil civilization. The earth has given birth to me! Do you say you do this for fun? For fun? How dare you confront me. Mother earth's apostle. For that insane reason?! Yet, what more could be expected from a hu-" the bald man raised his fist towards the monster in an instant the monster exploded into pieces. some heroes saw him and the HA workers too.
"one punch, just one punch? again"
"DAMM IT!" said the bald man.
"Who is that guy?" said some heroes. They wanted to talk to him but he was gone.
-Three Years Earlier-
"a monster!" said a civilian. "run!" said another civilian. But one guy didn't run he was standing in front of the monster. the monster is half human half crab.
"Huh? You sure you don't want to run away?" said the crab monster. the man was standing with no response. "I bet you're a newly employed businessman already tired of work." said the crab monster "I ate too much crab and transformed into this. Crablante!" said crablante "Why aren't you running? you've got a death wish. Is that it?" said crablante
"well, not quite." said the man surprised the crab monster. "I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed. Right now. I'm looking for a job" "I had another interview today and got rejected royally." "I couldn't care less about anything. So I'm in no mood to run. Just because the mighty Crablante has appeared." said the unemployed man.
"so, what'll happen if I don't run?" said the unemployed man. the crablante looked at the man with a scary smile. "You're eyes are lifeless, just like mine. From one set of lifeless eye to another, I'll let you go" said crablante and walked further and said "Besides right now... I'm hunting different prey. a split-chinned kid. And when I find him. I'm gonna rip his arms off!". the unemployed man continued walking but he comes across the split-chinned kid
"what you're looking at?" said the kid.
'A split-chinned kid... if he's caught. he's dead' thought the unemployed man.
"Hey kid, where you messing with a crab monster?" said the unemployed to the kid.
"huh? He was asleep in the park. so I drew some nipples on him with my marker." said the kid. "it's definitely him" said the unemployed man. "he has no idea what he's done. what do I do, I could still help him... but man this kid isn't cute at all. it's none of my business... I should just walk away. Right, I mean, who really cares?" said the unemployed man.
"I found you!" said the crablante with a creepy smile. he attacked the kid with his crab hand but before it hit the kid the unemployed man saved the kid and said "what the hell am I doing?"
"huh?" said crablante. "kid. he's after you get outta here" said the unemployed man "huh?" said the kid "don't worry about me. just go" said the unemployed man. "B-But, my soccer ball," said the kid "your ball?" said the unemployed man but the crablante has crushed the ball with his left leg. "hey, what's the big idea? Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinkin' brat!" said crablante.
"Come on, you're gonna kill him over some harmless prank? Think about this" said the unemployed man. "I've already mutilated lots of people. Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price. No exceptions." said crablante, "Bye the way, that brat drew nipples on my body, with a permanent marker! Look at these claws! I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!" said crablante. he pointed his claws to the man and said "Get in my way, and I'll make sure you never go job hunting again!" said crablante, "Hahahaha!" the unemployed man laughed. "It just came to me, you look exactly like a villain from this anime I used to watch!" the unemployed man said, crablente attacked the man with his claw and he trowed the man to the other side of the street "Die," said the crablante to the kid, a little rock came flying to the crab monster it hit on his face but did no harm. "Hold it right there. in this age of declining birth rates, I can't just let you kill a kid." said the unemployed man
"You know what. when I was a little boy, I wanted to be a hero. not a businessman. But a hero who could send rotten villains like you flying with one punch, screw looking for a job! Bring it on!" said the man.
Crablante raised his claw and said "Some hero you are" and started beating the man, " You're pathetic! You don't stand a chance against me." crablante walked to the man. "Your life ends...Now" Crablante attacked the man with his claw but the jumped and used his tie grabbed on his eye and he pulled the eye until the crablante's organs come out. the man was standing there watching a dead crab monster.
-Present-
'Has it really been three years sins then?' thought Saitama(Saitama is the unemployed man) 'after that day I trained so hard I went bald." thought Saitama holding a crab in plastic. 'i became so powerful, no one can beat me. I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming. So what's this? What's wrong? Why does my heart feel so empty?' thought Saitama "482 yen. please" said a cashier "Okay" said Saitama "oh, hang on" said Saitama. the building started shaking "I have 82 yen" said Saitama but everyone was gone. he looked behind and saw that the wall that supposed to be there was gone.
He walked to the place and saw a giant foot in the middle of the city.
"incredible... this is incredible, little brother!" said a man standing on a colossal monster 'i never thought it would work.' thought the man
-Flashbacks-
'Yes, it's more than I've imagined, big brother. My goal was to become the strongest man in the world. The strongest! that was my dream.' thought the muscular man. "at last, the ultimate steroid, "Biceps king" is complete!" said the man to the muscular man. "little brother, drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking!" said the man "what? Drink that?" said the muscular man, " indeed! I added strawberry flavoring, to make it go down easier." said the man "brother..." said the muscular man and he drinks it.
and he started growing becoming bigger. " Yes this will do!" said the man
-Present-
"My brain and you're brawn! By combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies, we brothers will conquer everything on earth and rule as kings" said the big brother loud. the colossal monster swings his hand and the air pressure destroyed a city, "I-Incredible. well done little brother. thousand have perished. now on the next town to destroy it as well" said, big brother.
"This! This is it. Big bro. this is what I was looking for... To be the strongest" said the colossal monster. "This is an emergency evacuation warning. A giant creature has appeared in city D. The creature is heading towards City B, all residents of the area, please evacuate immediately!" said an alarm.
"Yes, that right scatters like rats! Get them!" said, big brother. "I'm the strongest man, I'm the strongest man, I'm the strongest man," said the colossal monster.
'what do you think, brother?" said big brother. "yeah, How's it feels being the strongest?" sad Saitama standing on the colossal monster's right shoulder
"what? there's someone on your shoulder!" said big brother. "put some pants" said Saitama, " that guy on your shoulder! kill him!" said, big brother. the colossal monster raised his hand and slapped his left shoulder.
"Brother. How did this happen?! I just wanted to be strong! And I finally am the strongest man, but..." said the colossal monster yelling. he grabbed Saitama and trowed him on the ground.
After the battle
"I'm the strongest. So what if I am? I feel empty." said the colossal monster "Right," said Saitama flying to the colossal monster's face-punching it into oblivion.
"Having overwhelming strength is... Pretty boring," said Saitama
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"the monster has been killed," said the bearded worker. "but who killed it?" said another worker "We got him on security cam," said the bearded worker. "and he is bald we didn't saw his face," said bearded worker, "if we find him he must be in S class," said another worker.
"Oh, who can he be?" said a green-haired girl, "Can I help in finding him?" said the green-haired girl. "Tornado? what are you doing here?" said the bearded worker.
"huh! Am I not allowed to come here?" said the green-haired girl. "of course you can come here, but we don't know anything about him," said the bearded worker.
"hmph, let me know if you find anything useful about him, he may be strong enough to be S class unlike the other Weak S classes," said the green-haired girl.
"I'm leaving." He said and went out of the room.
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I'm done with chapter 1. Let me know if I made some grammar mistakes English is not my first language. The next chapter will be out soon.